Alex: oh, we just went somewhere to eat and took a walk around town. apparently we weren't paying attention to the time so we were out for quite a while- but hey, we had fun.

Parker: well if ya say so. *tosses the house up to the web* its like a mini platform for it-

K: seems perfectly placed : |

Alex: ...thank you. *sits down and puts head back on the couch* well im whiped out-

Josh: yea, i had fun with ya tonight.

Alex: mhm.

Parker: kris where should i keep rangooo

K: hmm... maybe in josh and alex's room :)

Alex: wait wha-

Alex: hm? *turns back and jumps back a little* please just stop-

Josh: heh- alex it's not even that big of a spider

Kris: yeah, rango means 'spider' in Italian. I think... i dunno im a little rusty on it.

Alex: i will stay 15 feet away from it at all times

Parker: *takes the spider and puts it in the house* I'll name it rango.

K: heh, very creative name.

Parker: i know :>

Kris: doesn't rango mean spider in italian-

Probably
I chose this insult cause you wanted to play a precaution instrument
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Yeaaaahhh people say im quick with comebacks. and apparently they're good so i just go with it lmao

you should have turned him down saying "man you're like a cracked mallot. uneasy, the design is off, and hard to play" (i have no regrets on what i just said.)

lmaoooo
that must've been awkward-

2HP in every bite :D

It tastes... like cardboard.

Parker: oh im just planning on getting a pet :D

Alex: i dont like where this is going

K: what kind of pet

Parker: a pet spider :D

Alex: oooooffff course.

Cradles - Sub Urban

i always wear unisex clothing so my clothing fits either version aaaa

Alex: yeah i guess you two are siblings so...

Parker: oH nOthiNg.

K: *peeks* it's just a tiny well designed house : |

Parker: yea :|

K: yeah you're doing something with it arent you

Parker: pffffffft nooooo why would you think that?

K: alright sure

Alex: diego how do you survive with em-

Parker: hehe-

Alex: parker what are you doing...?

Parker: oh dont worry. *light shines from the ground*

Kris: awww she's summoning her first demon :DD

K: bro the hell she's just making something with alchemy-

Alex: GET A CUP AND A PIECE OF PAPER-

K: im good.

Alex: p l e a s e .

Kris: oh fine. *slides a paper below the slider on alex's leg and flings it out the window*

Alex: oh thank god-

Kris: hey look it's climbing back up

Alex: DEVIL WHAT DID YOU CREATE-

K: oh hellllllll no- *throws it on kris' legs*

Kris: *looks at it* well nothing the transform tool can't fix. *takes out a move tool and moves it back to devil*

K: p h e w.

Alex: devil why do you have a spider in your ha- AHH- *ducks* kris erase it from existence _ p l e a s e -

Kris: nah, im good. I only use my eraser tool when things are important.

K: ah yes. beating up a person with it is "important."

Kris: yes. yes it is.

Alex: *attempts to step on it* why is it so... fast. GET OFF ME AH- HELP-

K: im goood.

K: CREATOR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Kris: bHahah

K: you're laughing cause you know it's not gonna bother you

Kris: yes. I am in no harm in this situation.

K: ...

Alex: now im wondering why a crawling hand doesn't bother me but a spider does-

Alex: my life has flashed before my eyes

Josh: heh, i doubt the spiders would do any damage.

Alex: either way i don't want those things crawling on me- *goes into the bedroom to take off the suit* w h y .

Parker: *laughs*

Alex: *tosses the spider on parkers head* ;)

Parker: gAh-

Alex: afraid of our own attack, our we?

Parker: oh shush!

Alex: heh- *closes the door and comes out in a hoodie amd shorts*

Kris: you have a very weird obsession with squishmellows-

*distant screaming yells: WHY ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME-

K: ...*looks out the window to see alex running away from 15 spiders chasing him* what the hell did you do devil-

Kris: pfft-HAH-

Josh: alex you're fine-

Alex: sAvE mE

Josh: i never knew you were this afraid of spiders-

V3: ...*looks out the window* uh-? *lifts alex with telekinesis* HAPPY?

Alex: hAh- *looks down* why. can. they. jump.

K: DEVIL-

ouch. when i get older i wanna do commissions so i should probably get used to annoying people. and i should gather some karma on reddit so i can post them on r/choosingbeggers :>