K: oh cool. *sits down and looks at what Alex is drawing* why is it just a scribble-

Alex: didn't make it into anything yet-

K: oh ok. *lays head back* I cant even draw a scribble correctly

Kris: .

K: you didn't answer the question guysssss~ ;)))

Kris: too little blood is getting to your brain. thats my theory.

Parker: you... just made that theory? out of all the years-

Kris: its temmie :>

K: seriously what species is that

Kris: temmie.

K: I should've known.

Alex: *looks up from sketchpad* oh, I honestly dunno. I just made a mark on the page and hoping to see what I can create from it. thats what I do whenever I have no ideas.

Kris: I think it's fair to say that Kris is the most abnormal person here. *picks up temmie and sits down*

K: I forgot you still had that thing- wait HEY! I'm normal when I want to be...

Kris: when do you want to be normal?

K: ...never.

Kris: wha-

Temmie: I wAnt to gO to colleg bUt I run loW on monz

K: ...

Alex: *takes out a sketchpad and a pen*

Parker: ...it's growing its land space-

K: what? *looks at the web* .

Alex: ...I don't even want to know whats going on : |

K: wait Alex whats that? *points to where the web is*

Alex: hm-? ...yup uh- thats a mutant black 8 legged demon right there

K: *snicker*

Parker: hes cute :>

K: pfft- yeah! Alex is just crazy.

Ayden: *from room* GOD DAMMIT-

K: he has found it ;)

K: meh. we delt with something like this before. but it was a completely different situation and happened with those two : |
*points at josh and alex*

Alex: ...oh hi-

Josh: hey. kris why are you-

K: Banana Johnson 5285

Josh: ...

K: *forms the metal into a door hinge* there. now all you have to do is attach it.

Parker: ...alright. *pulls out phone and watches a mini tutorial*

Parker: nice to meet ya!
Anthony what are- oh

Kris: you both have seen too much ;) *throws a blue spear at Anthony but quickly makes it disappear before it hit him* hehe.

Parker: aH- *backs away from the phone*

Kris: just protecting diegos privacy even though i bugged devil until they gave information to me but thats besides the point :D

K: you what-

Parker: *leans back over the couch to see bruce* oh hiiii. you have that nice upside-down look.

K: pfft- *looks at kris* and you say im bad at first impre-

Kris: kris shes a kid

K: yes but- anyways... *goes over to help parker* i think i know how i just need metal-

Parker: where sm i supposed to find a slab of metal?

K: i was hoping you knew. second approach: kris make a slab of metal for us please-

Kris: ehHh fine. just to make the kid happy. *makes a quick metal slab*

K: perfect.

Alex: so are you planning on making a door like the one to our apartment or a pet door mechanic

Parker: why are doors so hard :(

I hate how cats are so cute but annoying
My kitten lays half ON MY HEAD when i sleep but i feel so bad cause i dont wanna disturb her :(

K: oh no reason~ anyways nice to meet ya. *looks at devil disappearing* now kris and diego get the pain they deserve ;)
mostly just kris....

Kris: kris leave the guy alone you're a random person interacting with a confused person and making him more confused : |

K: eh. im good.

Kris: ...

Parker: Kris helpppp

K: eh? *looks in the room* sup kid

Parker: how do you make door hinges with alchemy

K: uhh... *flips through pages in a tiny book* dunno-

Parker: darn. I'll just buy something at a store next chance i have

my cat sounds like a goddamn lawnmower when he sleeps

K: *in a dramatic voice:* well my friend, chaos has struck again
oh wait... the expression on diegos fac- im assuming you're bruce?

Kris: for once she's good at greeting herself- *draws tons of mini fruniture* alright parker i made things for you to throw in the house. choose which ones you like and give the ones you hate back to me.

Parker: oooo! alright! *takes the furniture* v3 please lift me up

V3: sure. *lifts parker with magic*

Alex: creator- w h y

Josh: *takes the spider off of alex's head* there.

Alex: thanks-

Kris: pfft- oh temmie? yeah shes sane. *picks tem up and pats it*

Temmie: *looks at Anthony* wanT tEm flak?

Kris: only 5 gold

Temmie: yars!

K: ...where did they run off to- *looks down the hall* oh god-

Kris: no why would i want a spider *puts temmie on josh's head* I'll be right back. *walks down the hall to watch devil and diego*

Josh: .

Temmie: *spinning in place for no apparent reason*

K: ...is it ok

Kris: yes.

K: why is it shaking rapidly

Kris: yes.

Tenmie: hOi! i aM teMi!

K: ...mhm-

Kris: pfft- you guys are so dramatic over the littlest things.

K: *airdrops a photo of brooke and kris to devil* bazinga

Kris: it's not so little anymore ;-;
*picks up the phone* i would appreciate peace...and quiet. at least for the next minute or so- *the phone dissappears in her hand*

Temmie: *points a paper carved knife at kris* pUt the monz in tHe bAg!

K: you really think im scared of some grammaticly challenged-

Temmie: *pulls out a glock* i sade put the monz in tha bage

K: the hell-

Kris: awww. cute. him and bruce looks like such a good couple~
oh yeah i probably shouldn't have taken you here. *claps and they're both back* kris what are you doing on my phone

K: e g y p t . l o r e .

Kris: *snatches the phone out of her hand* well what did i miss.

K: kris one more question, why do you have a random drawing of you with some random dog cat thing-

Kris: oh, temmie? cause shes cute :>

K: ...

Kris: see? look. *draws and something is there* t e m. *picks her up*

K: out of every animal I've seen I've never seen that thing a day in my life-

Kris: i must know knowledge. *fades with devil and draws them a mouth* TELL MEEEEE

K: well they're both gone. anyways- i now have full access to her messages B))
what mysterys shall i find- . . .

Parker: ...what?

K: she sends the most stupidest things to her friends- "egypt lore, bottom text"

Parker: *looks at the video and wheezes*

K: oooooOoh fiiiinnNNNe *walks to the middle of the room, lays down and puts on headphones* im gonna bug ya later tho just to embarass ya ;) *plays music on phone*

Kris: *switches song to a loud version of the mii theme*

K: AH

Kris: *snicker*

Parker: pfft- what did you play?

Kris: oh, just a loud song.

K: *a slight gasp* lets hear it diego~ *walks over there and sits beside him* i wont leave you alone till you tell me ;)

Parker: oh jeez-

Josh: welp it's too late for diego-

K: eh, i'll probably never find someone
im fine with it :>

Kris: thats the one thing we dont have in common-

K: wait diego found love-? *a smirk goes across her face,j

Kris: ...kris you're weird with this stuff-

K: nah i just like embarrassing peeps.

Kris: thus making you fairly odd. *looks at the spider* hm. nice home. *draws a tiny lamp, table, and couch and puts it inside the home*

Parker: oh thanks kris : D

Alex: oh you poor soul-

Parker: what do spiders even eat anyways... *looks at phone* o h

K: yeahhh-

Kris: creator thats a little harsh
i like it :>

Parker: I SHALL NEVER FIND LOVE!

K: why'd you say that so... proudly-

Parker: dunno. It's probably the truth though...

K: o u c h. dont put yourself down like that, who knows. kris might get bored one day and say "lol let me MESS WITH LIVING DUCKING THINGS" *looks at kris*

Kris: yeah that sounds about right.

K: ...