Parker: i look fabulous :>
thanks again! *walks over to the spider and places a tiny bed that she made herself* ...so he has somewhere to sleep

K: where'd you get the material for the fabric?

Parker: a cut off strip of fabric from a blanket

K: ah.

Cya

Kris: allow me to tell you a story. a story of hopes, a story of dreams. this is the legend... of delta rune.

K: hell no

Kris: eh, your loss.

Parker: pigtails can't be thaaaat bad, right?

Kris: *looks at parker* once upon a time I used to have long hair. some kid did my hair in pigtails and when she went to take it out my head hurt like hell.

Parker: oh my-

Kris: this vessel. *draws a kid with long hair and in armor with a slightly blue skin tone*

K: man i don't look like that-

Kris: you will if you go into a closet :>

K: what kind of Narnia shit-

Parker: *looks in the mirror* ooo! I love it! thanks charlie!

Kris: I guess I'm blind. *looks at kris* now if I just... *makes her hair longer on the other side and makes it messy* and then... *snaps and the striped shirt and black pants are back on her*

K: I look like a guy who would go to a school and sell pencils

Kris: eh. your backstory was close to whom I'm referring to.

K: .

Parker: oh! alright, thanks.

Kris: devil what the hell i didn't even notice your outfit- i- ......jesus

K: nah they look wonderful i dunno what you're talking about.

Kris: *snaps and Kris is in a striped shirt with pants*

K: .

Kris: *snaps and she's back to normal*

K: what was the purpose of that-

Kris: testing out something to see if you'd look good in it.

Parker: ...if ya say so. *closes eyes*

Kris: Josh

Josh: yeah?

Kris: Josh

Josh: ...?

Kris: Josh

Josh: w h a t ?

Kris: hi.

Josh: ...

K: idiot.

K: I'm amazing with names :>

Kris: you looked at a kid and said "damn she looks like a Mohammed."

K: your point?

Parker: I've never had my hair done like this before so this just feels... awkward.

Kris: pfft- you tried Charlie. But its destiny for ants hair to be...now how do you describe THAT.

K: p u f f b a l l

Kris: anyways- good luck parkerrr~

Parker: this feels odd already ;-;

K: nah you're fiiine

Parker: wait im what- KRIS QUICK SAVE ME

Kris: nah.

Parker: ...please?

Kris: nah.

Parker: errrr...

K: would that be irony or would that be karma...

Kris: yes.

K: good answer.

Kris: you must feel the pain that you have delt to others, Charlie ;)

Parker: *lays down on the couch and looking at the ceiling* well at least I don't need to go through the pain of that :>

K: you shouldn't have said that buster

Parker: what-

yeah I'm not gonna think about it that much-

Kris: heh, your loss. *goes over to the kids* guys, guys. you both look like 90's sitcom characters now shut up- we all know im the prettiest queen to ever roam the land~

K: kris you look like every teen in a Disney movie ever

Kris: : |

I should have saved the version of those drafts and imported it back in

oh well, I didn't plan on reposting anything in my drafts.

Edit: I forgot...about my battle animation- hell if I'm gonna be restarting THAT-

💀

Kris: hey Bruce, it still can be if you waaaantttt~ :D

K: pfft- sorry ant. you have to deal with it :>
no way you're getting out of this one

I'm trying to post something and that happens.
Late at night, before I posted, I thought my phone was being weird so I deleted my app.
When I re-download the app, all the drafts were gone and the error screen was happening-
Yes, I should have known. But...... my brain was half asleep-

TL;DR, I hate errors

Parker: I think I'm fine

Josh: wait 5 of 4 knives-?

Parker: well kris' other knife from a shelf above fell so that was... unfortunate.

Kris: be happy that I used the weak, dull knives. if I used my regular ones? *spawns in a clone, throws a red knife at it and it turns to dust*

Parker: gAh-

f i n a l l y

this app is low-key broken

Parker: nono, i see good in her.

Kris: perfect! *tosses a sword to parker* let us begin. *dissappears with parker*

K: well she's either dead or traumatized

Kris: *appears with parker again*

Parker: i have lost all hope in kris, there is no good in her

K: *wheeze*

Alex: oh god what did she do to you-

Parker: "first you need to work on agility!" she threw knives at me-

Kris: you dodged 'em, didn't you?

Parker: i got hit by 5 of the 4 knives you threw!

Kris: oh yeah.

K: hOlY sHiT iTs tHe sTrAnGeR tHiNgS cAsT :0