Kris: oh yeah sure. I never make new designs because uh... I always say "I'll finish this later"

K: mkay.

I have no clue so lemme pull up the number generator

I'll go with 2

Kris: I have a brain. its just the size of a singular piece of dog food

Parker: I believe it

K: banana fry

Kris: and this woman has the brain the size of a blade of grass

K: waht

S u r e

K: i say we enjoy every last minute of peace and quite

Kris: *in v3's outfit* have you guys seen a random bag full of pencils nearby-

K: oh yeah, sure. *tosses the bag to kris*

Kris: ayy, thanks. *walks out*

K: hey wait a minute-

V3: dang i forgot i had a twin

K: . . .

Kris: i will erase this world piece by piece, atom by atom, till it is _ p e r f e c t. oh wait maybe i should just get a new canvas-

K: YEAH GET A NEW CANVAS

Kris: ok. *disappears*

K: freedom :>

Kris: oh boy double kill :>

Parker: KRIS

Kris: heh, im playing with yall. *throws knife in the air and it's gone*

K: you play the scariest of pranks ;-;

Kris: i knoww :>

Kris: aH- *ducks* have you ever heard of physics, diego-

Parker: you good kris?

Kris: yeah im fine. but i think diego was challenging me ;)

K: no he wasnt

Kris: *takes out a knife with a red glow* y e e h a w

Parker: diego i suggest you protect yourself-

K: KRIS PUT THE KNIFE DOWN-

Kris: nah he was challenging me :>

Kris: h e h. i forgot. *takes out a lemon and throws it at him* LEMON

K: ...

Parker: uh

Kris: oh right i forgot to set it on fire

Parker: what-

Kris: you will never unsee : )

K: oh god

Parker: everyone here is weird in their special way-

Kris: whats my way?

Parker: every possible way.

Kris: :|

Kris: what the-?

Parker: pffft- karma.

Kris: just like CREDIT KARMA GET IT TODAY TO MANAGE-

K: get that ad out of here I see it too much

Kris: hell no I'm a business woman B)

K: ...yo v3 can I see that hammer? unrelated to the conversation I was having with kris.

Kris: wait what

V3: oh yeah, sure. *tosses the hammer down*

K: t h a n k s .

bro my Spanish wasn't even Spanish today💀

"tHe bElL dOeSnT diSsMiSs yOu i d-" MA'AM WITH ALL MY RESPECT I NEED TO GET HOME TO DO THINGS ;-;

Kris: i shall peacefully disturb her dream. *walks up to charlie, slowly bends down to her knees and takes a deep breath*

K: ...?

Kris: GET THE HELL UP

K: very peaceful.

Kris: i know :>
maybe i should manipulate her dreams...

(Gn, i have my first day of school tomorrow. How fun- also the first day in a middle school : |
Yeah, where i live 6th grade is elementary.)

*well you're a quite interesting monster.

*walks back into room* yeah we're just gonna head to the surface... you can stay here in your wasteland that you've created or you can come with us.

alright. *takes it and teleports away*

*yeah i dont think he's gonna give it back :|

Kris: heh, you seem like a tough kid. *tosses a knife to Anthony* red knife, great self defense mechanism. just be sure to keep it safe and protected.

K: you scared me by throwing that knife by his neck more than him himself

Kris: good to hear you like to protect others : |

yo can i barrow your soul real quick?
i'll give it back.

Kris: want me to show you why, Anthony? *pulls out a red knife and throws it about a centimeter away from Anthonys heart* fast, easy weapons

K: JESUS KRIS WHAT IF YOU HIT-

Kris: nah im good enough with knives i never hit anyone unintentionally ;)

K: ...

V3: it kinda healed... everything. scrapes, cuts, anything

K: i could've used that : |

Kris: *stabs kris with the green knife* h a p p y ?

K: I've never seen someone heal so... aggressively.

(now all i picture is you with an upside-down head and your sister saying "mom it happened again-")