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I was scrolling through r/memes and found a joke about her death
it was horrible but funny
I think im gonna see you 6 feet under-
Kris: yeah, it really is- a repetitive, tedious, cycle.
K: yall sound like little demons the hell-?
Kris: *cackles and throws a pitchfork at kris* hAh
K: ...what, why, how.
Kris: yes, yes, and yes.
Josh: *tosses sweatshirt in his room and sits next to alex* well, whatever your vision is, you still have some sort of fun.
Alex: I honestly agree-
Issac: im with Josh but believe what you will- can we change this depressing conversation-?
Parker: with pleasure. *rests head on issac*
Issac: i-
Kris: a place where someone will rant on about something. a legend, I guess you could call it.
Josh: *walks through the room and takes off sweatshirt* yeah, life is full of mysteries. I guess thats the joy of... life. Make new friends, have good times, wonder, and discover. That's what life means to me.
Kris: I was created to die :D
Josh: ...
Issac: here's a great example of a positive, maybe even integrity filled attitude. ...compared to darkness-
Kris: :>
Kris: kris I'm sending you somewhere
a place of hope
K: what. *disappears*
Kris: she shall suffer a long talk with someone in a green robe :>
Josh: *makes a slope with the ice and melts it back down to water* success.
Alex: woo! nice. it seems like he just wanted to try out his research.
Kris: I put you on easy mode, pal ;)
Now let's talk about the human sou-
K: *slams kris' head with a frying pan* SHUT UP
Kris: hey look its the burnt pan from hotland
K: AAAA
Parker: heh- you guys are weird
Josh: *puts away phone and jumps out the window onto risen water* I'll be right back. *sends water out and walks across it to somewhat far away, clenches fist and the water turns into ice* hell yeah.
Kris: allow me to explain. *goes over to charlie and talks to her about the whole science behind it* but yeah, the main point is that if your determination is great, your power is greater. any time someone resets, a new timeline is formed and the previous is wiped. Some people remember timeline changes and other's thoughts are wiped with the world.
K: you know too much
Kris: I know.
K: oh thanks dev- *grabs the sweatshirt and throws it on*
Kris: *floating down from the ceiling* sup.
K: did you know when you were gone that was the happiest I ever felt?
Kris: *throws a spear to hang Kris on the wall by her sweatshirt*
K: worth it. *slithers out of the sweatshirt and is in a plain white tank top*
Parker: *sits on the couch on her phone*
Issac: nobody's gonna talk about the reset thing?
Kris: thats only for the underground you idiot
Issac: ...kay-?
K: *looks out the window* ...she dead.
Kris: yo back up you striped shirted maniac
Chara: im good. *approaches Kris and takes out her red knife*
Kris: you fool. *takes out her other red knife*
Chara: ...
Kris: *slashes Chara and Chara mimics* I can do this all da- damn that sucks. *fades to dust*
Chara: =)
I guess its time for another reset. *disappears*
Issac: is she dead?!
K: oh please, she's not.
Alex: sorry you gotta spend time with this dunce. you'll be fine. as long as you stay strong.
Kris: heh, I love scaring the "fearless" :>
*throws knife in air and tosses it at the dummy*
Issac: they look genuinely scared-
Kris: perfect. I've done my job right. *about to switch out of outfit*
Chara: I swear to god if another person calls my name- ...I'm not doing this. I'm just... not. you interrupted my time with asriel... for this? WHY ARE YOU IN MY- ...*grabs kris and brings her outside*
Kris: yeehaw
Kris: oh right. *gets rid of the paper*
Issac: they seem... traumatized- Kris what have you done-
Kris: oh I just reminded them of their old friend.
Issac: ...
Kris: ain't that right... *switches to an avatar of chara and stands behind them* p a r t n e r ?
Issac: Kris stop-
Kris: oh, just this dude. I'm sure you met them before. *holds up a drawing of chara*
Issac: why do they have a knife
Kris: cause they're half genocidal
Issac: ...and you relate me to them because?!
Kris: you sounded like a narrator
Issac: ...there are too many layers to this-
Kris: *sits upside-down on the couch*
K: you are not ok-
Kris: *puts the sword on her back and takes out phone* we are aware
Issac: ...*looks at the dummy* it seems the dummy is scratched-
Kris: dang I ruined it. I guess its time for extermination. *throws an eraser at it*
Issac: .
Kris: the way you said it looks scratched reminds me of someone-
Issac: ...uh-
Kris: time for my special attack. *talks to self* act... hug dummy? punch du- what the hell did he create- *heart paricals appear and she gives the dummy a little nudge*
K: weak
Kris: hey, I don't wanna ruin the craftsmanship.
K: eh. alright. asriel get back here I need you to destroy the dummy
...
coward.
Kris: its this dude named ralsei or something idk
Kris: yeah. I think he said that... cause his plan failed.
Flowey: *pops up from the ground* IT WOULD'VE WORKED IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR STUPID KIND FIGHTING WITH ALL THEIR MIGHT!
Kris: who let's their kid get killed-
Flowey: apparently toriel-
Kris: thats a you problem. *steps on him and gets back to the fighting stance*
Kris: that sweatshirt looks good on ya, Peter. *pulls out a brown sword and makes a dummy*
Alex: no...
Kris: what?
Alex: I know what you're doing
Kris: nah. *tosses the dummy* *the dummy has a green mage hat on*
Alex: ...ok never mind I have no clue-
Kris: *gets into a fighting stance and slashes the dummy*
K: don't you spare it or some stuff
Kris: now how the hell would that make me stronger
K: ...
Kris: *snicker*
Parker: *takes out sketchpad and draws a random person that was outside walking down the street*
Alex: eh. good luck witht the drying. maybe I could help in some way. *flicks a spark*
Kris: *looks at peter* "water" you? mad?
oh come on, don't act like you didn't like it ;)
K: kris he's walking thr other way I don't think he cares for your jokes-
Kris: .
Kris: pfft. good job charlie. you have successfully half drowned your brother
Josh: oh my.
Kris: well its the truth