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Issac: i should really stop talking- *sits beside parker*
Kris: you don't wanna end up like THEM~
Issac: who-? yknow i don't want to fond out
Kris: meh, suit yourself.
Kris: yeah, ever wonder why i disconnect at times?
Issac: as hard as the truth my be, its still the truth. sorry creator- not sorry kris
Kris: : |
Issac: yeah, i think they're jusy honestly insane all around-
Kris: *after a few more slashes she appears in the room* so anyways how do you get off that dot right above the water-?
K: throw blue ink over it to match the sky
Kris: hell if im gonna be making a scenery again-
V3: *looks out the window to kris having a huge eraser in her hand* i didn't know she had different sizes
K: apparently she can just edit it to that size. creators are weird. *looks at creator* y'know maybe just our creator-
Parker:*eyes closed and thinking*
Kris: welp, at least the rest of you suffered
Issac: ...im _ v e r y _ greatful
Kris: awe, glad to hear~
Issac: uh
V3: kris i think theres a blemish in the water outside go erase that
Kris: ew a blemish *dives out of the window*
V3: we have 2 minutes of freedom
Kris: *draws in the air doing calculations* approximately 10 clones in different outfits, faicial structure, etc. they were offering a tray of cheese samples, 2 per person. the slice was about a 20th of a normal block of cheese- i ended up getting a full block of cheese at that point at a fraction of 20/20, or 1 whole.
K: you calculate cheese but not how much ink to put into a living thing?
Kris: correct. cheese is everything : >
K: ...i am so sorry for you issac-
Issac: im sure I'll get used to it...
Kris: i dunno honestly- oh the note says im smart, right?
K: it says you're very intelligent.
Kris: B)
K: *laughs*
Kris: *appears* ;)
some dude ran out of the store cause he couldn't handle it
K: poor guy
Kris: *about to take a sip of coffee* oh, congrats with bri.
I wont be like devil and make things weird :>
K: ah yes, cause you are the most normal out of all of us. got it. sure.
Kris: damn right i am ;)
besides the fact that im terrified cause im starting my orchestra tomorrow, im good.
Kris: ink is a very serious thing and is not anything to be wasted on stupid stuff. Now if you excuse me i need to go to a coffee shop with clones to get tons of free samples.
K: : |
oh my that was coincidental.
(night)
K: hey, nice. i haven't seen bri in a long time. probably good that way-
yeah any time i tried to do that with modified powers, my palm exploded... minor inconvenience-?
Kris: i wasted half my ink on you that day
K: i am aware-
V3: *looks down* ayy, nice.
Issac: well, it's fairly simple to find when to strike. for example, if i start up a conversation and they lower their weapon, they'll take more damage. they are least expecting it so their body is relaxed.
Parker: woo! nice work.
Issac: thanks park :>
K: *watches charlie do her thing* neat.
Kris: i think everyone hates their creators.
too bad :>
Issac: well, im not that weak. lets see how much i can do. *pulls out a wooden sword*
Kris: oh boy underground style~
*changes into a purple sweatshirt and a headband*
Issac: *runs up and slashes*
Kris: *ducks* miss.
Issac: *swings up and back to the side*
Kris: *leans back* miss.
Kris: jeez you seem tired already. i see it's your stamina thats the issue-
Issac: GAH! *spins with the blade, jumps up, and slams down, causing spikes to raise*
Kris: *jumps and floats there* wowza
Parker: woah-
Issac: *raises his sword in the air, causing the spikes to raise to where kris is and where shes going to go*
Kris: *gets stabbed through the chest* jeez kid-
Issac: *lowers the spikes*
Kris: it seems as you were in your weakest point...you stayed determined and kept focusing on your goal. to strike me down. nice work kid. *heals up with a green knife*
V3: pfft, i was joking, kid-
Josh: *lets kris out of the ice form* have you learned your lesson?
K: i nEeD aN aDuLt
Josh: ok yup i think you suffered enough- *teleports her inside* that was a little... too much- *walks through the door and collapses on the chair alex is in thinking its empty*
Alex: oh uh- you good josh?
Josh: oh god im sorry uh- *sits on the chair beside alex*
Kris: jesus how'd i make you and issac so weak-
Josh: i just went a lil' outside of my comfort zone. nothing too much
V3: oh um- it's fine. *lays back and gets into a relaxing position while floating*
K: *takes out airhorn, blows it and runs out the door* ;)
Issac: what the-
Parker: ..
Josh: *walks out the door and picks kris up the the collar of her shirt* : |
K: yo wassup.
Josh: *throws up into the air, slightly levitates unintentionally and a huge aura of ice comes up from the ground, freezing kris* *falls back to the ground* alright 5 minutes, starting now
Issac: ok then-
Parker: .
V3: damn she died. I'll host her funeral. "she was a lovely man, it is ashame how she died to cold water"
Kris: "she was a lovely man"
V3: i know what i said
I wanna screw it up as much as possible
V3: *floats a little away from devil* : |
K: hey look the two are asleep- you know what that means~
Josh: if you wake the kids i will use snowgrave on you
K: whats that
Josh: something you don't want to find out
K: ok yeah that makes sense *puts away the airhorn*
V3: uh- howdy.
K: kris never bring me to that horrid place again
Kris: heh- you didn't like the story?
K: "calamity would strike if this harmony were to break" or some shit? I didn't understand half of it-
Kris: :>
did you get the manual?
K: this thing? *bulls out a book*
Kris: yeah
K: *eats it*
I KNOW EVERYTHING
Kris: ...
V3: i didn't notice they were chillin' like that. *casually spins slowly upside-down*
nah i just saw this random kid in there i dunno
Kris: that thing was a few years in-
V3: t h e _ h e l-
Kris: nah im joking.
...
"two people ordered a pizza in the towers. they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane."
my friend sent me this after i sent him "send me a dark humor joke".
Kris: here are the stages of hell in my eyes:
First Circle: Limbo.
Second Circle: Lust.
Third Circle: Gluttony.
Fourth Circle: Greed.
Fifth Circle: Anger.
Sixth Circle: Heresy.
Seventh Circle: Violence.
Eighth Circle: Fraud
Nineth Circle: people who scam old people that they won a new fucking car
K: ...well that last one was-
Kris: true. the last one was true.
V3: *notices issac and parker* pfft- oh uh... that reminds me. did anybody else see the kid in their future when devil projected that-
K: you're hallucinating again
V3: kris put in your contacts
K: n e v e r