V3: *puts hands together, holds it for 5 seconds, releases them and pinkish purple sparkles float around the room with random messages in wingdings* ...? *looks at devil* oh uh- yeah im good. sorry you needed to see... t h i s. *points at the sparkles* i call them whispers. it's a long story so i wont ramble on.

K: *takes a cheese puff and lights it on fire* i need to prove my dominance. *eats it without it touching the roof of her mouth* ...

Alex: hey look its a new record of you not running into a wall

ah yes, stripper patrick
an image that will live rent free in my mind

Kris: thats all for now :>

K: thank god.

Kris: *does tricks with a yoyo* :|

K: is v3 still at their calming place-?

Kris: well lets see here...*looks at kris* homegirl looks like she'd have a centaur as parents but got both human parts

K: w h y -

Kris: reasons.

Kris: y'know i would say rays the bottom half of a stop sign.

K: i-

Kris: y'know... i would actually say thats alex.

Alex: what did i do to you

Kris: you breathe : |

K: that had to be the most awkward question she asked you-

Kris: i can probably think of worse things to say.

K: i bet you can rat-runner

Kris: what was i supposed to do? stand there?

K: *snicker*

Kris: *shivering* yeah... im good.

K: get recked.

Kris: im too out of energy to do shit to you-

K: wonderful :D
*takes her paintbrush*

Kris: not too much out of energy to do this though- *retracts the paintbrush and slams it on her head*

K: ...worth it. *looks at charlie* pfft-

K: please, i know the perfect way. R A T S

Kris: w h a t.

K: *touches her shoulder and sends her into a basement*

Kris: i never should have drawn her that stupid- ...

K: i win.

Kris: *screeches*

K: ...maybe i went too far.

Kris: poor Charlie
ray how dare you spread genetics

K: ...anywaysss... *draws down an idea on paper on how to beat Kris to a pulp*

Kris: whatcha drawing

K: nothing

K: I look beautiful. I'm really rocking the clown style ;)

Kris: yknow I thought you would've had a different reaction

K: nah you know I look amazing as a clown
Im showing my true colors

Kris: you don't want to see mine :>
yeeehawww

V3: eh, nothing. *floats up and fades into their purple-black room*

K: kris I think you made them depressed

Kris: you know damn well they aren't depressed

K: ...

Kris: *draws on paper a drawing of a random smiling skeleton*

V3: I uh- that was uh... : |

Kris: yeah, people usually tell me that. I live to annoy :>
never let me have a kid-

K: oh please, he'll probably lose braincells into the negative numbers

Kris: ...yes but no.

Parker: its fine. *sits by issac* well now I know not to ever trust a... v3 what are you-?

V3: an idiot.

Kris: nah, more of a failed lab experiment.

V3: .

Parker: ...ouch-

Parker: what? what did they make me say-

K: : |

V3: pfffft-

Parker: eh.

V3: here, here. let's actually teach you something. ♐♋-

K: don't even.

V3: :>

poor kids got trampled today :(

Josh: I think so- *looks out the window* breathe it your fine

K: ...

Josh: yeah she's fine. I've known her for long enough-

V3: *floats a few more wingdings and sends it to parker*

Parker: what does it say?

V3: "friend." you should say this to kris. she'd get a kick out of it.

Parker: uh, alright. *hops down and talks to kris* ♐︎◆︎♍︎😐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ :>

K: ...hold on a second. *walks through the door and slaps v3* VERSION-

V3: *cries laughing*

V3: *floating with an aura of purple around him with random purple wingdings floating above his hands* ah.

Issac: *watches v3's magic* woah... thats really cool-

V3: oh thanks kid. Its a good way to relax.

Josh: *fiddles with water*

Josh: *lifts Kris up and brings her inside* happy?

K: hey uh, thanks. *lays down*

Josh: *sits back down by Alex and takes out phone* ...kris what did you do to my phone

K: :>

Josh: you changed my password didn't you

K: : >

Josh: welp you're going back outside. *tosses her back out the window into the lake*

Josh: is she seriously still- *looks out the window at kris* ...*pushes kris out of the water with water*

K: m y _ m o u t h

Josh: you're fine kris

K: probably but _ m y _ m o u t h -

Josh: well shes overdramatic

K: hey why am i in a clown outfit

Alex: good question. *closes window*

Josh: If I tried something like that I think id turn into kris... eh. *takes the cheese puff and eats it*
...I don't see what Kris is screaming about-

Alex: your body probably evaporated the fire

Josh: yeah, that would make sense.

V3: well you two are somewhat superhuman and shes... I don't even think she's human by the way she acts

Kris: more so a sad clown.