Alex: hey. *lays down on josh* night~

Josh: .

Alex: hey, I suffer, you suffer.

K: yeah I don't think josh would call it suffering ;)
*sits down and leans head back on a wall* parker I have a question.

Parker: mhm?

K: want me to teach you black ja-

Kris: KRIS

K: just an air horn :>

Kris: your air horn is no more, Kris.

K: :(

Alex: *walks through the door talking with josh*

Kris: yup- I suggest you calm yourself, kris.

K: ......*slowly takes out something from her pocket*

Kris: *snaps and its gone*

K: awe.

Kris: : |
I'm not even the threat, devil is. *looks at them*

K: yeah I know- I honestly forgot it was like... s o o n.

Kris: maybe cause I just announced it :>

K: ...yeah thats a reasonable-

K: heh. I love annoying people B)

Kris: I swear if you crash their wedding next week I'm gonna-

K: no promises~

Kris: ...

K: *fades and appears behind josh* s i m p

Josh: wha- all I did was buy ice cream for my b-

K: too bad *fades*

Alex: .

Kris: *lays down* slightly deserved

K: : |

Kris: whats wrong with you?

K: *looking out the window* ah, nothing. just wondering how Josh and alex left the room without a sound-

Kris: well teleportation has no sound sooo... I feel like you should know this, genius-

K: they can erase the photos but they cant erase the photo in my brain~

Kris: sure.

K: oh wait they probably can...

Kris: *nods*
now i suggest you get a head start in the powerless lab.

K: ah yes, really getting into the makeup job. they'd be wonderful at that... pfft- job. *laughs*

Kris: kris when you die im not reviving you.

K: wha-

Kris: pfft- charlie, im not that surprised-
honestly, that sounds like something kris did...oh wait. never mind. she tried it with a balloon out a window thinking video game physics were the same. I uh... im never letting kris have a balloon again.

K: uh- i dont remember-

Kris: *looks at kris with one of those "cmon." looks*

K: ...

Kris: for starters: when she was younger she tried seeing how many balloons she could tie before she floats. her evacuation plan failed. she flew for about 5 minutes screaming until she realized she had a pocket knife in her pocket.

K: yeah well... i was younger.

Kris: alright, lets go for a more recent event. you bit into a lemon thinking "what could go wrong". It burned half of your tastebuds off. And you didnt even peel the skin.

K: .

Kris: eh. I was fine with it. at least i got paid.

K: you can make infinite cash- why would you need to do a dead end job

Kris: ...in my world, kris.

K: ...yeah that would make sense...

Kris: *juggles a few balls*

K: and you call me a clown

Kris: kris, dont even get me started.

Kris: eh. i got one 4 star review so im fiineee :>

K: why 4 stars-

Kris: cause i was a minute late.

K: ...uh-

Kris: ...ah. *walks over to v3* hey uh, i have a question.

V3: ...yeah?

Kris: did i happen to give you the erasing hand...?

V3: i dont believe so

Kris: thank god. that would've been a disaster.

V3: . . .

Parker: *chatting with issac while she draws*

Kris: i dont think anyone in here would want me to babysit :|

Kris: ...charlie I've been through more pain than anyone in this room. toooooonnns of shit happened.

K: oh please. like?

Kris: *names off things in kris' ear* :>

K: . . . . . . .

Kris: yea.
devil how the hell did you decipher... t h a t.

K: good to know i am a corpse and a recreation of an iduot

Kris: hey look, the dunce is opening her midset

K: . . .

Kris: charlie whats wrong now- *stands beside her*

Kris: ...alright then. *looks at kris*

K: *opens eyes*

Alex: hey look, you're alive

K: ...yeah-

Kris: any pain?

K: uh... legs and arms.

Kris: welp time to repeat the process

K: god no- im good-

:loud cough:

N E E R G

Kris: ...very specific, thanks.

Alex: you expected a legitimate answer from charlie?

Kris: i honestly dont know what i was expecting...
oh, thanks dev. i can also do it with... uh... anything with water on the inside-

Kris: *trying to decode charlies plan* .......ah. whats it for?
burning takes too long. theres already liquid inside the lemon so its easy. *grabs a lemon as it freezes in her hand and throws it at josh*

Josh: *tilts head foreward* alex- heads.

Alex: *catches the lemon and burns it in his hand* thanks-

(night)

Kris: whaddya writing down anyways? *spins paintbrush around*

K: kris

Kris: mhm?

K: what happens if life gives you oranges?

Kris: freeze them and throw them at the people you hate