Kris: . . .

V3: pfft

Kris: well thats the last time im gonna try to be inspirational- *sighs and sits*

V3: heh, dont worry kris. i liked it.

K: so uh... whatcha doing out here?

Thanks!

Kris: meh. heres a little inspiration: many people have different mindsets and what they're used to. for example... music. theres no good or bad music, just familiar and unfamiliar. one person might listen to a song more than another person, swap, and call it bad music. But in this case, its faces. Remember that when someones like "wth" walking down the street. no matter who, theres beauty on the inside

V3: i never thought I'd ever hear kris say something actually motivational-

K: i have come baring gifts. mainly a singular starburst but still- *tosses it down to charlie* enjoy.

K: jeez- *looks out in the hallway looking for charlie to see if shes alright* ..

Kris: i honestly dont think your scary : |
many people dont, actually. for example, v3 over here seems more scarier at first glan-

V3: .

Kris: damn didn't know you were right there-

Tysm! I'm thinking of inviting friends over to some ropes course. And for the first time, i set my status offline for my babysitting thing- it felt too good 💀

K: yeah, you're not- ...ok that may change my opinion

Kris: wingdings mixed with regular speach sounds a little threatening to the everyday person. for example. *goes outside and talks to a person*
⬥︎♋︎■︎⧫︎ ♋︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♋︎❒︎♌︎◆︎❒︎⬧︎⧫︎✍︎
(w a n t _ a _ s t a r b u r s t ?)
*wheeze* he ran away.

K: hell i would have too-

Kris: *watches charlie* she could've been faster with a dart and lunge motion but y'know. ameture.

K: kris shes a kid

Kris: well either way shes bad.

K: oh god the fact that she took off running- devil why does she think you're gonna attack her-?

Kris: yeah that seems about right.

Parker: *slowly takes kris' chocolate bar*

K: i sense a disturbance. *quickly turns around making eye contact with parker* ...

Parker: ...*slides it back*

K: good.

Parker: how did you-?

K: well, you see, *explains the science behind it*

Issac: *takes the chocolate bar and splits it with parker without her knowing*

Parker: pfft- nice one

(g'night)

Kris: I'd say im semi normal :>

K: you're lying to yourself

Kris: i do it all the time. It makes you feel better about yourself.

K: ...no- thats not- i give up on you-

Kris: :>

K: awe i put effort into that :(

Kris: it took you approximately 1.5 seconds to write that down.

K: why were you counting-

Kris: why not.
yeah I'd say we're all immature. it's just a scale of how immature you are. One to five.
•Semi-Normal
•Crackhead
•Meth dealer
•Devil
•Kris

K: ...there are so many things wrong-

Kris: *cough* like your head *cough*

K: hey, it looks like you found the note before josh. bravo.

V3: hes literally cuddling with alex why the hell would be focus on a marble with a piece of a post it note saying "have you seen joe anywhere?"
who even is joe-

K: ; )

Kris: *slams her head* why are you so immature

K: i could ask the same question to you-

V3: kris how are you controlling everyone and talking at the same time-

Kris: multitasking, my friend. I've done this for years.

V3: ...hm.

K: *quietly rolls a ball with a note attached to it inside they're room*

Kris: are you seriously bothering josh while hes trying to spend time with his boyfriend-

K: yes. yes i am.

Kris: diego got it spot on.

K: ...i really hoped he didn't-

Kris: welp. too bad.

K: kris thats not-

Kris: man i dont care if its no bueno or not

K: ...

Josh: *carries alex into his bedroom, carefully puts him down and lays beside him*

Kris: *slowly appears when kris makes her roll* qué tal ;)

K: AH- no please-

Kris: :>

K: *rolls and gets a chance* ...
what are you planning

Kris: read the card.

K: oh sweet. pass go.

Kris: see? im not all bad.

K: kris parker has houses across this lane*

Kris: say adios to your passing go money :)

K: :(

K: at least i have one supporter-

Parker: pfft- i would route for kris... but kris will probably keep you back

K: KRIS THERES A WHITE SPOT IN THE BACKGROUND

Kris: AHHH *runs outside*

K: well shes distracted, time to w i n ;)

K: KRIS LET ME HAVE ONE PROPERTY-

Kris: i'll give you one of the brown ones. y'know, the ones by go.

K: ...i dont need your stupid property- *rolls* thank god. *lands on a fee* : |

Kris: :)

Parker: oh kris, you poor soul.

Parker: alright, marvin gardens. *buys the property* alright devil, your turn.

Issac: *goes over behind parker and watches* jesus- kris really must hate you, kris

Kris: :>

K: y o u .

Kris: *laughs*

K: *slowly turns to devil because they got a get out of jail card* .............. *rolls* aha! community chest. *reads card* it says- GOD. DAMMIT.

Parker: interesting card name.

K: im slightly regretting this- *puts card down on table and goes to jail*

Parker: "go to jail and directly to jail". PFFT-
bri, its not a monopoly game if theres no trash talk :>

K: ALRIGHT. *rolls* doubles
*rolls again* im on a roll :D
*rolls again* IM AMAZ- wait that's 3 doubles

Parker: your luck has led you to your fate ;)

K: DAMMIT

Parker: heh. *rolls and buys a property* alright devil.

Josh: *glances over at the game* Kris is losing already? pfft-

K: oh shut it-

Josh: *puts arm under Alex's head* well its settled. Kris is bad at every game-

Josh: .

K: look, look. let's do a different game then. a simple game of domino-

Kris: I do not trust you. you turn dominos into gambling-

K: FINE. monopoly...?

Parker: monopoly sounds fun. I shall be the thimble.

K: thimble always loses ;)

Parker: I'm here to change that :D