Kris: now im curious about what else she has on there- *glances over* y'know i wouldn't be surprised if one of these things were annoy kris- *looks at a sentence* dammit.

K: is it checked off?

Kris: no-

K: you're in for a treat.

K: im a master photographer~

Kris: you dont even know the exposure circle

K: you're right :(

Alex: heh- oh thanks liv!

K: yo, you two. lovebirds, get over here.

Josh: hm?

K: you forgot something. *takes out a camera* :>

Josh: ah.

Alex: oh alright- *stands in view of the sunest behind josh with arms over him, peeking around his head*

K: hey, nice photo. save it, as it is an important part of your memory :)

Alex: heh, will do.

Parker: *runs up to both of them and hugs both of them* :D

Josh: pfft- hey Parker.

Kris: *catches shoe and throws it into the ocean* im assuming you checked off something like "survived a killer creator" or something like that?

Ayden: wha- kris why did you throw their shoe into...?

Kris: instincts.

Kris: heh, im screwing with yall. *forms the eraser into strawberries*

K: ...hard to believe you were joking

Alex: *sigh of relief*

Kris: *takes a piece of popcorn when devil isnt looking* aw josh, why would you take their popcorn like that?

Josh: ...kris you literally have it in your hand

Kris: no i dont. *sends it over to josh*

Kris: THOU DARE TOUCHETH MY STRAWBERRIES?
I'm cool with it. those are the regular ones. I made hybrids which were right... over... Charlie which platter did you eat it out of

Alex: you guys better pray

Josh: I believe creator got rid of her bag so we should be fine

Kris: *spawns an eraser from her wrist*

Josh: oh no-

Josh: thanks! well uh, thanks for coming.

Alex: kris you're the last person I'd expect to actually be an officiant

K: eh. someone's gotta do it.

Ayden: I'm surprised with diego over here-

K: ouch. that coming from you uh-

Ayden: hey, you said always be honest

K: alex and josh have chosen rings to exchange with each other as a symbol of their unending love. As you place this ring on alex’s finger, please repeat after me. With this ring, I thee wed and pledge you my love now and forever.

Alright, now alex.

Welp, i know pronounce you both husband and husband. congratulations you both.

Alex: *goes up to josh for a kiss*

K: *walks to kris* well?

Kris: ... :(

K: don't worry kris, you'll learn to be social one day ;)

Kris: eh. i don't think I'd want to-

K: suit yourself.

Kris: pretty heartfelt for you though

K: welp, i had to go all out or else it would have sounded like "alright clown you know what to do"

K: *sigh and signs: i got it, dont worry-* ALRIGHT. Do you, josh, take alex to be your significant other, your better half and your partner for life, for as long as you both are living? Do you promise to hold fast together in both good times and bad and cherish and celebrate each other for the rest of your life? And alex, same to you.

Both: we do.

K: lets see here.. aH. *signs to kris: dude do i make this heartfelt or not-*

Kris: *i dunno, do what you want.*

K: *very helpful.* *clears throat* A ring is like infinity, it represents a circle that is not broken and one that continues strong just like the love shared by this couple. I hope when you both look at your rings every day, you are reminded of this joyous event, why you both decided to get married and why it’s the best decision you ever made

Kris: ...stop being good :(

K: *looks at kris and smirks* hey, im just good. its a god-given gift.

K: well, thats all from me.

Kris: stop being better than me

K: never :)

Kris: ...please?

K: I'm good.

*alex and josh walk up beside each other and stand in front of kris*

Alex: well, here goes nothing. In this moment, as we stand before friends, hands joined and ready to pledge our future, I'm thinking one thing as I look into your eyes: "Is it too late to consider eloping?"
No, really, I'm thinking how lucky I am to spend the rest of my life with this beautiful and strong person. I pledge to make you laugh every day, starting today. I pledge to love you forever

K: *looks at kris and signs: "dude what do i say after they exchange vows"*

Kris: *signs: "i don't know!"

K: ...

Kris: *signs: here, go ask joe for help*

K: *"whos joe-?*

Kris: *smirk*

K: *facepalms*

K: err... ah. as a spectator to their developing love, it was extremely clear that the two of them represent a perfect pairing because...well, each of them complements the other so well. They balance one another, and while each of them is a *cough* (semi) great individual on their own, together they are even better. And being better together, as a team, a unit, and partners in crime, is what has been many years in the making and ultimately leads us to be here today, witnessing their commitment to one another in front of those they care for most. friends and one and other

Kris: ...i need to make her worse than me-

Parker: *snicker*

Kris: shut up parker it is possible to make things worse than me-

Kris: there goes my bag. oh, you forgot something there, officiant.

K: ...wha- o h . right uh- *pauses for a minute* ok i thought of something- Now, josh and alex have asked that I keep this speech short, classy, and family-friendly, and politely asked me to leave out stories that are unflattering to either of them. So I’ve had to redline stories about previous flings…drugs or alcohol…encounters with the police…but I do feel comfortable saying, “I told you so.” This is exactly what I said when I learned that josh and alex’s relationship was becoming truly serious

Kris: what kind of unfamily friendly-

K: THIS IS THE BEST I CAN THINK OF-

Kris: how do you handle things better than me socially
we have like- the same mindset

K: eh. it's a gift.

Kris: hey, it was a lot to-

K: to say that one line?

Kris: correct.

K: i guess you have zero social interaction sooo

Kris: exactly.

K: eh. well they'll be walking in shortly.

Kris: unless something were to happen :>

K: no

Kris: ok

K: *walks up* eh, I guess this will do. wait why am i- KRIS GET UP HERE

Kris: nono, you got this.

K: ...

Kris: oH fiNe. We all gather today to celebrate the love of Josh and alex, good?

K: *nods* thank you, kris.

Kris: heh.

K: *bows* why thank you. im just gonna review some things and then we will start.

Kris: ........why do you need to review things while im over here-

Kris: alroght devil, lets see you do it
thats what i thought ;)

K: you know, i think they would've actually-

Kris: too bad im forcing you to do it

K: oooof course you are. welp, can't run it like this. *takes kris' paintbrush, swings it around her, and is in a suit*

Ayden: good to see you too- kris shouldn't the ceremony have started-?

Kris: *clears throat* good question

K: ...

Kris: fiiineeee. kris you do this stuff im just the designer

K: ...alright. *walks to the front*

Kris: *signing something to kris*

K: ...alright- Alright everyone, we are starting soon so uh... take your seats- *walks over to kris* not that hard

Kris: im an introvert who hates social interaction

K: ...

Kris: good enough i guess-

Ayden: *running down in a suit with a white coat over it while holding a first aid kit* alright who died- *looks around* ah. kris you could've just told me tne truth-

K: eh. you'd probably be walking down though.

Ayden: ok now i know another one of your sick tricks- *takes off coat and folds it into the first aid kit* well hello guys.

Kris: yEaH uh- i never thought about their family situation- alex doesn't even have a parent, long story, and josh is..uHh- my brain hurts i need a-

K: kris how about i just call ayden-

Kris: yeah ok-

K: *dials him* AYDEEEENNNN

Ayden: JESUS ARE YOU OK-?! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR SCREAMING BLOODY-

K: come to the beach

Ayden: are you hurt?!

K: ...yes.

Ayden: thats not so assuring. y'know, fine, I'll be there as fast as i can- *hangs up*

K: so he thinks on of us is dead but its fiiineeeeee.

Issac: dude what did you even say to make him think that-

K: all i did was say his name... aggressively... while screaming like im on fire and getting bitten by a bear at the same time but yeah

Issac: .

(g'night)

Kris: why thank you.
*turns to creator* i dont know :)
i dont know what im doing- it's not like I've done this before
who the hell el-

K: kris why are you freaking over nothing

Kris: cause im just like that

K: : |

Parker: pfft- thanks

Issac: *walks by parker and takes a strawberry*

Parker: heh, you know you aren't slick, right?

Issac: i know very well. I also know that you wouldn't tackle me for it back ;)

Parker: oh, who said i wouldn't?

Issac: your actions :>

Parker: ...you got me there-

Kris: hm-? oh, nothing much. just uh, tying up balloons. aaaand done. i guess we'll start shortly.