Alex: .

K: yeah, they bet money on ya

Alex: ...yay? I guess it's good that I'm worth whatever amount of cash they bet-?

Kris: you're worth a dime and a pack of gum

Alex: .....well this is boring. if I take out anything it'll burn... wait.
*takes out a hot pocket* b u r n , b a b y _ b u r n
aaaand it's ash
great

Kris: alright, I guess it's time for him to come out
*disappears and reappears with alex* eh. *pushes Alex to josh* I believe this belongs to you?

Josh: heh, glad to see you're okay, Alex.

Alex: mostly. we lost a brave soldier today. *holds up the hot pocket ash*

Josh: ..

K: nOOOoOoO :(

Alex: ...eh. I'll live.

Josh: er-

Alex: pfft- dude I'll be fine. *lays down*
a little toasty though.

Kris: s u f f e r

Alex: ...it would be more of suffering if I was in some room thats snowing but y'know

Kris: *smirks*

Alex: .
creator close the portal
q u i c k

Josh: yeah, im sure he will be...

Alex: *sitting down and takes out a book and the book burns* ...right. I'm in hell. I cant do anything-
*looks up* oh hi. how's it going up there?

Kris: Alex come up early
I need you to make diego lose his money

Alex: *a slightly confused look* ...ok yeah nope- wait how much longer do I need to stay here-?

Alex: ...eh. *shrugs and goes through the portal*
: |

Josh: you good? your cheeks are a little uh... red.

Alex: yeah, im good. just a reaction.

Kris: I hope you die in there
later suckerrr *closes the portal herself* :>

Alex: wha-

Josh: .......*whispers to self:* good luck, alex-

Parker: wait is he gonna be... fine?

K: im sure he will be. he IS fire soooo

Kris: he's also an idiot so he's probably gonna screw up something
...
so whats the punishment if he comes out early

Alex: meh. I never really thought about my power a lot...

Kris: you don't think of anything a lot

Alex: ...I can stand a certain amount of heat-

Josh: oh really? like that truth or dare game that one night?
all you had to do was 5 minutes-

Alex: ok look- I could've withstanded the fire but...

Kris: ah, you wanted to do the alternative dare? ;)
I think that was your first... ;)))

Josh: .

Alex: yeaaahhh....

Josh: honestly I think I would do the same-

Parker: pfft- yeah that seems about right

Kris: chill, you two-
i swear if yall get into another fight im gonna-

Alex: *fiddling with fire*

Issac: *watching alex* ...hm. weird.

Alex: ...thanks for the compliment

Issac: oh, sorry- i meant the ball of fire-
Like, I've never seen anything like... t h a t

Kris: eh. his kind of fire is the magic version of fire. one that seems to hurt humans and... well... devil.
basically anyone i guess

Alex: ...
hm.

Kris: *(k)not looking up from the rope she's tying* heya.
(im fabulous with puns btw ;))

K: ...

Alex: *flicks a spark at the rope*

Kris: WAH- *running to the window while shaking the rope, trying to get the flame out*

Alex: ayy, bullseye

Kris: *throws the rope out the window*

Kris: .......ah. alright then. I'll take my chances ;)
*walks up to devil* sup. *sits next to them and pulls out her phone*

K: ...

Kris: what?

K: you're acting suspicious

Kris: ...im watching something on my phone-

K: *glances over her shoulder* "how to tie a barrel knot"?

Kris: oops, uh, wrong video.

Kris: hm. k then.
what if i erase em ;)

Alex: *facepalms*

Josh: issac can you do me a favor

Issac: hm?

Josh: stun kris. 3 of 5 damage.

Issac: ...why-?

Josh: she did something stupid

Issac: ...*stuns kris*

K: awe cmonnn

Josh: *takes the notebook and throws it out of the window inro a trash can*

Kris: *stares at devil* oh. dang. i thought she was dead.

Alex: idiot-
dont you take first aid classes-

Kris: yes

Alex: you should know signs of life then-

Kris: ...i dont study ;-;

K: . . .
*writes down something in a notebook and it disappears*

Josh: .

K: you didn't see anything

Kris: *staring st devil* ...well that ruined the lovey mood real fast

Josh: ...*walks over to devil and examines them* jesus diego- you really hit them hard-

Kris: i would hit that bitch hard too
*kicks her leg softly*

Josh: kris-! they need to-

Kris: n a h. they're fine.

Alex: kris i think anyone who actually cared about people would be happy to see someone is not harmed-

Kris: ...maybe i dont care about you guys :|

Alex: " m a y b e "
you have people planning death upon you because of your actions for gods sake

Kris: oh
ok
i can take them on ;)

Alex: thats...not the point-

Kris: ...................
the hell did devil go-

K: d e a d

Kris: oh, ok.
*takes out phone* im sure bruce is overjoyed to see that you're ok, diego ;)

Kris: : |
you're hearing things again :,>
*slowly backs away*

K: pfft- kill her

Kris: they can't kill me dumbo
same with me.
they can only make me suffer an immeasurable amount of pain... which is still unwanted

Josh: ...i think one of them is going to die-

Alex: yeah. i honestly think devil's gonna win. I have high hopes-

Kris: *snicker* last words? eh. doesn't matter. I'll just put your last quote as "damn it's dark down here"
*moves devil closer to the ball and then last second, raises them so they dont get hit*

K: heh, couldn't see them suffer, hm?

Kris: oh, i wanted to end them myself.
i wasn't gonna let their stupid brother kill em.

K: ...

Kris: ...*looks at creator* so should i bud in orrrr...?

K: no- just let them work this ou- DOES MY OPINION EVEN MATTER-

Kris: *shoots strings at the two* no. no it doesn't.
*pulls diego and devil in* cmon. just cause they wrote something on your face? what'd they even write anyways?

K: i dunno. maybe something like 'my name is hugh jass' or something i dunno

Kris: *stares at kris* ...diego kill the bastard. *erases the strings on diego*

Kris: .

K: you guys overreact so-

Kris: outta my way im curious how this is gonna go down
*barges through kris and out the door*

K: YOU COULD'VE GONE AROUND ME-

Kris: i know.

Alex: . . .

Josh: well then-

Kris: *staring* ...poor bruce just wanted to chill with his boyfriend
AND HE SUFFERS!
THE PERFE-

K: shut your flat ass up you dramatic dummy

Kris: ... no. no i will not.

Josh: pfft- woo! go deigo!

K: traitor

Josh: eh, im on both of their sides so i can always be right

i just dont mention anything to my parents
it just sits in my heart for all eternity
or probably when im 60 and complaining but still