Kris: oh yeah, we were all watching ya.
*leans bag of cheetos toward julian* want one?

Issac: kris stop trying to make this a normal conversation-

Kris: eh. i can at least try ;)
oh. looks like someone's more red than red. *looks at a cheeto and at devil* ...huh. i guess it's true.

Parker: ah yes, the iconic duo: kris and a bag of cheetos

Kris: heh. alright. *walks into the room devil and julian are in in a regular form and crunches loud on a hot cheeto*
Damn. I thought these cheetos were gonna be the hottest thing in the room : |

Parker: *dies laughing*

Issac: *facepalms* oh my god-

Issac: *dashes to the room* IS SOMEBODY HU- ...*looks through the doorway*

Parker: *wearing a towel* WHO DIED?! ...
ah, devil's virginity died. sweet ;)
*takes a photo*

Kris: *looks at parker* ...throw a goddamn shirt on

Parker: i ran out of the bathroom as fast as i could cause i thought someone was dead ok-?

Kris: ...*snaps and she's in a clown costume*

Parker: awe :(

Issac: *peeks at the two* heh, glad to see they finally did it :>

Kris: time to intervene :D

Issac: dude- no-

Kris: didn't do this in a while but I'll try. *spins paintbrush around in a circle and a door is there* ok look i can explain-
when you walk through, you get to basically be invisible. nobody can see you. you phase through objects so be careful. ok knock yourselves out im gonna teleport there and go into spectating mode like a normal person.

Issac: ...*lays down* welp im the only left in this room.
huh. so this is what the sound of silence sounds li-

Parker: *runs back into the room* AAA- *runs into a bathroom with a change of clothes*

Issac: what the hell- parker what happened-?!

Parker: IGOTKNOCKEDINTOWATERANDIT'SCOLDDDDD

Issac: i-

Kris: oh thanks for the ink... OH GOD I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW WEIRD THIS IS- AH- *throws it out the window*
you basically just thre your blood at me ;-;
i will never forget this :(
...
so anyways yOu tWo SHoUlD kIsS

Parker: *gets hit with the ink ball and falls into the water*

Josh: WHA- PARKER-
*pulls her out of the water*

Parker: the hell was that-

Kris: awww cmonn devvv~
julian isn't opposing to this offer cause she KNOWS you both are gonna like it ;)

K: welp, they're gone.

Parker: im gonna go see something real quick-
*walks out of the room and over to josh and alex*

Alex: heyy whats up?

Parker: just coming to say hi before kris gets beaten to a pulp *sits inbetween them*

Josh: oh god- what did kris do-?

Parker: annoying devil

Josh: yeah, she's dead.

Kris: *looks at charlie* hell yeah. I'VE GIVEN UP ON YOU!

Josh: good

Kris: ... *appears on devil's beanbag* so, did you guys kiss yet?

K: yeah she really is a prick- at least you're sane

Kris: nono, she has a point ;)
we'll give you two some privacy~
*turns to the window* YO. LOVEBIRDS.

Josh: *ignoring her*

Kris: ...ALEX

Alex: i think there was something in that drink
i hear voices

Kris: ...

K: *stares at creator* even being a god, she's still a kid nonetheless-

Kris: heh-
hey where's the polar opposites
*looks at josh and alex smile at each other than kiss* ......
oh.

K: something you'll never experience, Kris ;))

Kris: ...*flicks her*

K: gah-

Kris: heh, I uploaded that video to the cloud ;)
I don't recommend watching the rest~
*appears and walks through the door of the apartment* whats up lovebirds... and kris.

K: ...

Parker: pfft- sorry kris-

Kris: to shut your asses up dumbo. *takes out the scythe* another word and you won't be able to say another word again
aaaand thats what I thought.
...
*shoots strings at Ray's phone and sends it to her* wHaT'S uP gUyS wELcOmE bAcK tO mY fAcEbOoK pAgE •v°

Josh: *fools around with water by the lake and sends some water at alex*

Alex: *gets knocked back* pfft- jeez josh-

Josh: strike :>

brrooooo
these kids at my school just full on have a spasm
THEY WONT SHUT UP-
LET ME DO MY WORK WITHOIT YOU STEALING THINGS FROM MY DESK EDWARD AaAaAQaQdniyngkk

other than that schoolbis... ok
2/5

Kris: ...a game? alright. *disappears and appears in the room with the chaos and blows the airhorn*

K: well they're gonna die

Alex: most likely.....
welp, im gonna head out before shit happens- *walks out holding Josh's hand*

Josh: ..

Alex: yeah I'm not gonna leave you to die

Parker: but you'll leave your kid-?!

Alex: you'll be fineeeeee :>
*walks down to the beach and sits with josh by the water*

Kris: alright idiots- the hell is going on?

Kris: oo, whats happening back at your home? I can uh... settle some things ;)
*pulls out an airhorn*

K: ...I don't even want to get into this-

Kris: smart. you'd parish like the rest of 'em :>

K: WHAT IS YOUR PLAN-

Kris: something

Alex: pray she never has a child

Kris: you're more of an idiot than me and you have a kid that's alive
I think I'm fine

Alex: ..

Kris: whaaaaat? i can just undo the damage :>
think of it as a training session
your daughter is in good hands :)

K: ...sure

Josh: parker please never be like kris

Kris: which one of us

K: ...

Josh: both of you

Parker: yeah will do-

Kris: *walks over to diego* teach me the way of pain in others

K: you already passed

Kris: oh sweet. *sits down*

Alex: *looks at charlie* .......
remind me to stay far away from you

Kris: you, me, genocide, tomorrow. you in, char-?

K: KRIS

Kris: : |

Alex: hey, I taught her some things-

Kris: like?

Alex: fighting...

Parker: I tried it on josh :>

Alex: you what-

Josh: I almost died in the hands of a child

Alex: .

Kris: oh my.

Alex: eh, it's kinda my job to annoy ;)

Kris: you're supposed to annoy your kid not your kid's boyfriend

Alex: eh. being realistic though, I like annoying and embarrassing anyone who leaves an opportunity

Kris: I taught you well

Josh: ...

Alex: you can't really say anything Josh, you whispered something into parker's ear

Josh: ok I guess thats true-

Kris: heh.

K: *reads the note to herself* here lies a corpse-
thats the best you could think of?

Kris: im not the most creative-

Parker: ...*takes the note off of his head*

Issac: *wakes up and sits up straight* .

Alex: heeeyyy whats up parker's-

Issac: nope just- nope

Alex: pfft-

Kris: *takes a peek at the photo* aw ;)

Parker: ...great.
yeahhh, mostly everything that comes out of kris' mouth is an insult...

Kris: ...*quietly puts a sticky note on issac's head*