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  kris kreates krap.

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Leah: okay I don't think I'm using my magic any time soon-

Kris: *appears in front of Leah* sup.

Leah: *puts hands together, points both hands at kris, and a huge ball of magic shoots at her*

Kris: AH- *gets hit and hits the back of the lab*

Leah: ...ok on second thought, I think I'll be using my magic a lot. I just need to learn how-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

K: ehhh
we know how to put up with her. *walks out of the lab and comes back in with a tiny spider in her hand*

Kris: AHH- *disappears*

K: pfft-

Leah: ..hm. neat! *fiddles with purple magic and an aura glows around her arm*
........

V3: uh-

Leah: what is this-?

K: let's see. *pulls out a book and looks at the glow* well I have nothing.

Leah: ...thanks for the help. *shakes arm around and it disappears* weird...

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Leah: ...hm. alrighty. you seem, calm, creator.

K: mostly, yeah. better than Kris. half of us are jealous that w-

Kris: jealous of what, kris? : )

K: .......
nothing

Kris: mkay :>

Leah: ah- hello! wait who- ooh. I'm assuming you're devil?

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Leah: i-
...
I can see there's a lot I need to learn-

K: let's just say she's an idiot

Leah: yup.

V3: oh uh- my bad-? I meant she's a DEMON WITH A WEAKENED SOU-

Kris: yeah, that pretty much sums up everything

V3: *puzzled look* ...I'm lost for words.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: nah. going back to what I said a while ago, everyone needs to suffer pain when they arrive ;)

K: you're the cause of the arrival though-

Kris: so everyone will suffer at least once :D

K: thats a little dark

Leah: "a little"
wait who even are you

Kris: your worst nightmare :>

Leah: judging by everything you did, I believe it.

V3: she really is the devil

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

V3: ...weirdos. *sits down on a couch*

Leah: *sits beside them, still fiddling with magic*

Kris: yall look so cute together :>

V3: the fuck-?

Leah: ...

Kris: *snicker*

Parker: *walks around the lab* I've never been in here before... *picks up a chemical* :0

Josh: parker please be-

Parker: *drops it* ................

Josh: ...careful.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Leah: ...*looking at v3*

V3: ...*looking at leah*

Leah: yeah, im sorry you need to go through this

V3: eh, I just chill in the lab often. I barely come out sooo....

Josh: ah yes, grimace

K: best name by a longshot ;)
yall are just crazy

Leah: .

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Leah: *walks out of the room, fiddling with a purple orb of magic*

K: oh yeah, right. any entity that uses a high amount of crystals use that purple magic.

Josh: we should really come up with a name for it though-

K: yeahhh...

V3: hey, neat.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Leah: oh uhm... wonderful-

K: it's not as bad as you think, don't worry

Kris: nah, it really is

K: shut up-

Kris: hey, it's true.

Leah: ...alright then-
I think I'll uh... be right back. *goes into her room and locks her door*

K: yeah this'll be an interesting adventure-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Leah: ...hey- uh- nice to meet you too-?

V3: yeah uh, i think she'll be a little socially awkward for the next half an hour or something.

Leah: wha- of course i will be! i was chilling on my bed for my whole life-

K: ...which was a day

Leah: hm. felt like a year. *shrugs*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

K: i needed to test one last thing, but judging how this is going, it'll be fineee.

V3: and this is the bunse- *looks up at the portal* the hell

Leah: *jumps back* AH-

V3: hey, relax. uh... get used to that-

K: *wheeze*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

K: eh, I'll just call her leah or something.

V3: ah, alright. wait, how did you know how to genetically engineer a creation if you don't even know how to heat up a hotpocket-?

K: ...

Josh: pfft-
yeah, it's pretty confusing...

K: alright, uh... i guess I'll be right back. Version, show leah some things, alright? thanks-
*walks out of the lab and into the room*

Josh: *claps* congrats kris, you did a thing

K: ...is...is that a compliment or an insu- wait how did you know-? *glances at the portal* ...ah.
well i guess it's not a secret anymore?

Parker: nope :>

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

K: *walks over to the creation*

???: ...what is this place- i think uh... im gonna walk back to uh...th-

K: hey, hey, calm down. this is actually the main area. way more spacious than your room, thats for sure.

???: y-yeah....

V3: ..

K: jeez, you look so confused. what about?

V3: uh- e v e r y t h i n g ?

Josh: hm. *whispers and writes things down* light brown hair, purple eyes, skin tone... #fff6de. huh.

Parker: seems like a nice person...

V3: kris, does she have a name or-?

K: .......

V3: alright then.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

K: version- you shouldn't screw with experiments like that-

V3: hey, hey. I was curious to see what you were keeping in the cell. I thought i was the only other entity you guys created.

K: yeah uh... funny story...

Josh: ...wait- did that bastard- oh for the love of god kris-

Parker: hm?

Josh: she created her own creation-

Parker: oh god-

Kris: be quiet? *snicker* AUG-

Alex: *knocks kris down and puts tape over her mouth* ...im interested in whats going down so shut up-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Issac: *shrugs* welp.

V3: uh. yeah. everythings fine. just uh... don't go in there...?

K: ...*unlocks the lab and throws on a coat* seriously, what can be so ba- ...
*flicks a gust of wind at something with a gadget and closes the door* version.

V3: ...y-yeah?

K: may i speak with you? : |

V3: .........

K: great. *walks into the lab with v3*

Josh: ...what the hell-?

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Issac: charlie knock her phone out of her-

Kris: *takes a photo and the phone disappears*

Issac: ...hand.

Parker: eh, you tried.

V3: *dashing out of the lab and staring at the door* . . .

K: ...

Josh: everything good, v?

V3: ...yeah- yeah everything's fine :,D
*locks the door and walks away from the lab*

Josh: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: alrighty :>
pfft- what, did they show you a photo of you and your vErY vErY bEsT fRiEnD?

K: ...

Kris: *takes a photo of devil and julian* huh. that wasnt so hard. *looks at issac and parker*
;))

Parker and issac: don't.

Kris: i will :>
theres nothing you can do to stop this ;)

Issac: great-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: ooooh. bad choice of words, charlie. you know they'll make ya ;)
but if so, send it to me
just to be safe

K: so how should we host both of your funerals?

Kris: play dont stop me now as they lower me

K: ...

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  kris kreates krap.

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Issac: *helps Parker up and hugs her* you alright-?!

Parker: I'm fine now, thanks...
the flavor was good though. can I have ano-

Issac: *facepalms*

Parker: heh, im just messing with ya. *sits down* oh, hey Julian. came to see your special someone? ;>

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Parker: ........
no?

Issac: pfft- *hugs her and walks out of the room*

Kris: look, I didn't do anything to the cheetos. they're unopened-

Parker: *walks out of the room and picks up the bag of cheetos* ...may I?

Kris: you may.

Parker: *opens the bag and eats one* AH-
*curls up on the ground* JESUS-

Kris: oh. so if you give ink a piece of human food, they feel immeasurable pain. got it.

Parker: I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA DIE-

Kris: you aren't gonna die, we're in the "living" room ;>

Parker: ..

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