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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Alex: hey, im just giving him what he deserves. *lays on his lap*

Josh: you've bought me a singular ice cream cone

Alex: .........

Josh: *shrugs*

Kris: oh well. best to just leave it be.

Parker: congrats issac, you aren't gonna die

Kris: he's not gonna die

yet.

Parker: ..

Issac: natural causes or you-?

Kris: you'll have to wait and see

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Parker: *staring at devil with issac* . . .

Issac: best not to touch her. thats why-

Parker: *flicks issac* don't... complete that sentence-

Issac: worth it

Alex: *takes a quick glance at charlie*
yeah, nothing out of the ordinary here.

Kris: *gets up from the grounf rubbing her head* i dont even know what to get to first, issac's comment or devil's comment-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: *lands in the floor* that was a good nap.

Issac: it looked like you were going to ascend

Kris: *shrugs* what did I pass out from?

Issac: a spider.

Kris: *looks at the ground at a spider* AH- *passes out again*

Issac: jesus I'm living in a cartoon I swear-

Parker: eh. *pulls him down on the couch and sits with him for a bit*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

I'm the tallest I dunno what you mean

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  kris kreates krap.

Devil and Julian

*stares at julian* hAh. s h o r t .

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

K: so uh... what do we do with the corpse
I swear to god it one of you guys say "oH bOy diNnEr" I'm going to commit great great grandfather

Parker: *wheeze* who the hell would even to-

Kris: *starts floating up in the air*

K: awe hell no- *walks out of the room*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: I SHALL NEVER LEAVE THEM AL- ..........ok I'll stop.

K: alright. we have to threaten her to stop her. I'll take note of that.

Kris: you've been doing that-

K: *throws a spider onto her*

Kris: *runs into a wall and falls*

K: .

Issac: what... what was her goal?

K: i think to kill the spider or herself

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: true, she did get me-

Parker: *the moment she was going to lay on issac*

Kris: a d o r a b l e

Parker: ...

Kris: am i wrong? *sits and leans against a wall*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: harsh. anyways where am i gonna land-? *looks below and sees a body of water* ..........
im staying far away from julian

K: thank god she's gone

Issac: hearing quietness is... weird. *sits back and does things on his phone*

Kris: *right before she touches the water, she appears in the middle of the room and looks at julian* w e a k

Issac: ...it was nice while it lasted

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: eh. suit yourself. *glances at julian* yeah, i wonder why diego is afraid of you ;)
i could hear the unholy screams of that sad excuse for a man 3 blocks down-

Parker: .

K: the hell did he do to you to earn the title 'sad excuse for a man'

Kris: dunno. he seems like that kind of guy.
now im curious-
hey julian. hey. hey. hey. hey julian. whats up. guess what? chicken butt. hehehehehheheheheehhehehe

K: ...

Issac: shes gonna perish. wow. what a stupid way to go out-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: ...revenge. just uh... revenge on the people who caused pain to a certain someone : |
mainly just that person
other than that it's because im slowly drifting away from myself whenever i do it :D
yAy ok im heading back. *disappears*
sup nerds- ...bye diego-

Alex: *relaxing on a beanbag chair*

Kris: so what were you two talking about?

Alex: ...
personal stuff

Kris: liiikkeeeeeee?

Alex: ...*flicks a spark at kris' face*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: oh my- hm, alright. *teleports to a hose and barges right into the room they're in* hello, beauty.

Person: oh hell no- *tries to go out the window*

Kris: *throws a red knife at the window and it stays in place*

Person: AH-

Kris: *erases the lights*

Person: *shaking*

Kris: *stabs them in the back and theres a loud thump*
alright thats taken care of. I beed to think of a more... dramatic... killing technique.

Parker: she seems sweet yet powerful...
hm. the perfect match for devil.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: alright, you do that. *takes the food* ...evidence. this ink? uh... evidence. oh yeah, that uh... tv? evidence. *stuffs everything into her backpack* alright, who's next on your list?

Parker: oh uhm, alright! tell me if you need anything. *walks back into the room* hey diego- oh hey guys! *hugs alex and josh at the same time*

Alex: hey parks!

Josh: what happened in the other room-?

Parker: diego almost died
but anyways yeah, just the normal stuff

Josh: it's bad how that's our normal-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: alrighty. *erases the door and looks around* hm. nice house. *takes something off of a shelf and whistles*

Parker: oh shoot- uh- *walks into the room a little worried* whats so wrong with devil-? is there uh... anything i can help with?

Alex: *walks back into the room quick and sits down*

K: the hell is with you?

Alex: ...

K: ...alright.

Josh: *comes in a little after him*

K: seriously what's wrong with you guys

Alex: lets say we uh... learned a lot.

Josh: a. LOT.

K: ..

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: ADIOS MUCHACHA *jumps out of the window with aa knife and her paintbrush*

K: ..

Parker: oh shit-! *peeks into the room* is uh... is he good?

K: so anyways issac when do you think you'l-

Issac: im stopping you there-

K: *snickers*

Kris: *dashes down the road*

Person: *to another person* who the hell gave that kid a knife-?!

Kris: thou who talk smack get a knife up their crack

Person: .

Kris: kachow.

Person: *quickly walks down the road*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: eh, suit yourself. remember to embarass issac a lot whenever you can ;)
*turns to charlie and pulls out a knife*
𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘳~

K: never... never say it like that again

Kris: whaaat? it adds the dramatic feel that im gonna stab ya ;D

K: thats why i hate it-

Issac: .....

Parker: welp, they're dead now.

Issac: poor julian will need to see THAT-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Issac: devil why are-...im scared now-

Kris: you should be
*looks at charlie and for a split second, she changes with red eyes* hey, im not opposing.

K: KRIS-

Kris: fine- charlie dont go on massacres blah blah yadda yadda
meet me in the back in an hour

K: ...

Kris: fine never mind
*sits next to devil* ...so what DID you write in the notebook? ;)

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Parker: eh, nice to know someone cares about me
other than the other two, of course- *hugs issac*

Issac: .

K: dont you think you went a little overboard

Issac: look, i can't control it- ...devil what did you write- aaaand never mind

Kris: im gonna go check on the others
*appears in the same room as josh and alex*

Alex: im just worried that... *sigh* yeah.

Josh: alex, you'll be fine. I'll be by your side. alright?

Alex: ...*nods*

Kris: *appears back into the room* yeah nothing interesting... i dont think

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐢

Kris: thanks for disposing, p a r t n e r.
yeah, there's a few kids you should be scared of. charlie, issac, and myself.

K: we're already all afraid of you

Issac: wait, why me?

Kris: cause if anything ever happens to a few people, you fight till your last breath

Issac: ...?

Kris: *picks parker up with magic and slowly brings her toward a spike*

Parker: WHY AM I ALWAYS THE EXAMPLE-?!

Issac: *eyes glow yellow and kris' body slowly turns fully yellow*
oh. yeah i can see why.

Parker: the hell did you do to her?

Issac: she can no longer move and it's slowly killing her...

Kris: *appears on the ground doing a pose* beautiful proformance, bravo

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