Parker: oh, sweet! Glad to hear it~

Issac: you... are way into-

Parker: you should know this by now, issac :>

Issac: pretty good, actually.

Parker: *coughs* cause we went on our first date~

Issac: . . .

Parker: how abiut you guys?

Issac: *gets a cone for parker and himself* here you go, m'lady. pfft-

Parker: pfft- *takes the ice cream* hey guys!

Parker: yeah, sure! double date ;))

Issac: ...dont... even-

Parker: hey, im not wronnggggg~ now come on, before it closes. *takes issac's hand and runs down the road*

Issac: *sighs and hugs parker back*

Parker: ah, finally accepted defeat? nice ;)
cmon, how about we go for some ice cream, mkay?

Issac: oh finneeee... wanna tag along, charlie?

Issac: why must my life be-

Parker: filled with JOY? *kisses him on the cheek*

Issac: .

Parker: yup ;)

Issac: *covers face*

Parker: cmonnn issacccc
it's not that badddddd ;))
*hugs him*

Issac: n-

Parker: sure!

Issac: *turns red and walks away*

Parker: *shows charlie an image of her pulling in issac for a photo and him smiling* :>

Parker: i- uh- maybe-

Issac: heh, "she asked for an answer," as someone would say

Parker: ...fine. yes. yes i did-
I forced him to take photos with me ;)

Issac: yeahhhh...

Issac: .........
maybe...

Parker: it was actually one of the normal days-

Issac: PARKER-

Parker: pfft- she asked a question and expected an honest answer~

I once called some random guyi forgot the name of "Jennifer"
He was right behind me and I heard his confusion
"what the fuck how do you get- what the- ......."
I was embarrassed but dying of laughter at the same time
My friend thought I overdosed on sparkling apple cider

"Holy shit my twin is eating out of the trash-"
I can just picture the confusion

sometimes I just forget the name for something so im just like "bro please I just want some curvey mustache crackers 😭"
(pringles)

Yeah, makes sense. It's kind of like how I say BandAid instead of "bandage"

I don't know why I call tablets "iPads"
apple has effected me greatly
...
even though I use a samsung

Drawing on a tablet is wayyyyy better than a phone
Af least im assuming
Ive... never used an iPad

Kris: oh boy a priAH- *ducks and holds out a bucket to catch the ink*
yay. im not dead :D
and may i give you YOUR prize? *walks over an places an apple on their hand and walks out of the room* EAT HEALTHY BITCH

Issac: ...why is she like this

Josh: im calling that either got dropped by her mom or ran into a wall-

Alex: besides, if i couldn't taken the shot, i would've just shifted... a centimeter
she didn't really execute the plan probably

Kris: half the time it's you telling them to say this stuff
...
the other half is me hating myself but still-

Kris: here's an example
*snaps and alex is by a certain tree on his phone*

Alex: *still doing stuff on his phone, not realizing the tree coming crashing down on him*

Kris: ...*watches as alex takes the hit*

Alex: kris you're an idiot
that's all im gonna say

Josh: JESUS ALEX-

Alex: hm?

Josh: you scared the crap out of me-

Alex: hey, im fine.

Parker: im sure he'll be fine... but just the thou-

Issac: parker. I'll be fine, don't worry. kris is just uh... being herself.

Alex: ...
alright.

Kris: be careful where you're walking, issac ;)

Issac: ..

Parker: please don't kill him yet- i dont feel like losing him- *hugs him tighter*

Issac: .

Kris: pfft- hey, just making sure he is cautious~
dont walk near trees, buster