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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Josh: oh, you're on ;)
eh, whatever you'd like. I'll probably get the jackpot on a few~

V3: ..Charlie that was a bad idea-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Josh: it's uh... adorable :,)

V3: hell yeah it is

Kris: he showed real emotion for once. cool. so anyways whose house are we destroying today :)

V3: you have problems

Kris: says the one who likes rats

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: how dare you take my monstrosity of a plushie
fine then. promise me you scare the crap out of peter or Anthony with it though-

Josh: *walks back talking with v3* we have r-

Kris: howdy

Josh: uh- anyways- what did we miss?

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

V3: *facepalms*

Josh: woo, nice! oh, v3, come here real quick.

V3: hm?

Josh: so here's just a quick lesson- it'll be the last one for today. so see those right over there? *walks over to a pinball machine that looks slightly different*

Kris: *appears next to charlie* why play the right way when you can just cheat the system? *sticks arm in the prize hole and pulls out a rat plushie* ...who the hell makes a rat stuffed toy-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

V3: yeah, actually. I got a few wins in some games.

Josh: first time I've seen them actually enjoy something-
they're very proud of the rabbit plush they won in a claw machine :>

V3: you didn't need to point that out-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Josh: *in the room talking with v3* so just time it a bit befo-

V3: *presses a button spot on perfectly to win a jackpot* you were saying?

Josh: . . .
uh. oh hey charlie. I'm just teaching v3 some stuff. we're taking a little break and actually playing the games

Kris: *takes out her phone and plays a laugh track with a straight face* : |

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Parker: *walks upstairs with the cat*

Alex: dont let it roam around in your void of a room-

Parker: I was gonna keep it in your room ;)

Alex: ..

Kris: ok then-

Josh: I'm gonna head down to the arcade with version to show them some things. if anyone wants to tag along, you know where to find meee
*walks out*

(I will most likely not be on for a while since im on vacay and all. I'll be on at night though)

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: she is insane but sane at the same time... I guess braindead.

Parker: ...I don't think you should be saying that

Kris: look at least my brain isn't made out of ink-

Parker: oh the things I would say if these two were there *glances at josh and alex*

Alex: ...

(I just arrived at my hotel :>
right as we land... it's pouring outside
Florida is weird. One day it's a tropical storm and the other it's 8000 C°)

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Alex: *talking with parker* ...and please, for the love of god keep it in your room-?

Parker: pfft- alright, alright.

Alex: hm-? oh, just explaining the basics of... yeah.

Kris: last time she took care of something was issac when he was dead on a couch

Alex: ..

Kris: he barely got up aliv-

Alex: what the hell happened-?

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: *shrugs*
yeah many people know us as the weirdos. along with 'the crackheads, 'the braindead bozos,' and just plain 'idiot'

Ava: you guys uh... really built yourself a reputation

Parker: ah, thanks! hmm... im gonna take it back to my house. *runs down the street with kit-kat in her hands*

Alex: ...wait does she even know- oh hell no *bolts after parker*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: ah. so now i can say it's a good thing that im well known :D
im ✨famous✨

Parker: you're famous for all of the rather devious crimes you've committed

Kris: ...fame is fame :)

Parker: ehm... why not kit-kat? i dont know im bad with names-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Parker: i dont think uh... im naming it Humphrey-

Issac: the poor lady was stunned. probably thinking about how she's about to get fired.

Parker: im known everywhere :D

Kris: thats not a good thing, parks.

Parker: *shrugs*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Parker: well that was uhm... random. poor cat ia traumatized :(
hold on a second...

Alex: *chatting with josh* ...hm? *picks up his phone* hey pa-

Parker: canikeepthiscat?okiloveyoubye *hangs up*

Alex: . . .

Josh: the heck was that-?

Alex: uh... don't be surprised if she comes home with a cat in her bag and brings it into the house...

Josh: .....

Parker: well that went as planned. *walks up to the counter* one cat please.

Lady worker: oh, im sorry but the cats arent-

Parker: *places a 20 dollar bill and walks out with a cat* thanks :D

Lady worker: i... uhm...

Issac: yeah im as shocked as you- anyways sorry-? *runs to catch up with her*

Parker: hey guysssss look what i gottttttt~

Kris: is that a hampster

Parker: no it's a c-

Kris: i want to name it Humphrey

Parker: ..

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Ava: i never should have said anything oh god-

Issac: *notices the shot, shoots a yellow shot that forms into a shield, quickly bumping the shot back through the portal* ... *takes a sip of something* some pretty good hot cocoa.

Ava: i dont know whether to be proud that my kid knows how to protect people with his life or to be disappointed that he ordered HOT CHOCOLATE at a CAFÉ
...ehm. nonetheless, pretty impressive issac. pretty impressive.

Kris: *minding her own business*

Ava: i thought he'd be as pathetic in fighting as you, actually

Kris: .

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Ava: *glances over at parker and issac entering the place* heh, he'd do anything for her.

Kris: *sits beside ava* you should see his protective skills-

Ava: hm?

Kris: yeah, he like- fights to his last breath when someone he loves gets hurt

Ava: hm. now im curious- im not gonna do stupid shit like put anyone in danger like _ s o m e o n e _ would.

Kris: : |

Issac: *sits down at a table after ordering some drinks for him and parker* this place is actually kind of calming-

Parker: heh, see?! not all cats are bad. *picks one up and holds it in her arms like a baby*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Ava: heh- thanks kid.

Kris: *appears next to ava* yeah, i would say she's decent

Ava: are you asking to be drowned and for your body to be eaten by red snappers or should i take that as a compliment

Kris: ...wELp lOoKs LiKe iT'S tiMe tO bE hiTtiN' tHe oL' dUsTy tRaiL- *walks away into the apartments* yo what's up water boy

Josh: ..
you are a strange child

Parker: hmm... *looks at phone and looks up places* ...oh! im just gonna go check this place out. I dont think you'll ever see me again once i walk in though :|

Issac: *glances at her phone* heh, a cat café?

Parker: yup :>
and you're coming with me :D

Issac: wait im wh- aaand we're doing this now ok-
*runs off with parker, who is running as fast as she can holding his hand*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Parker: *goes behind Issac and leans her head on his shoulder* jeez, everyone's stupidity is wiping me out-

Issac: ..

Ava: Issac she's trying to chill with you say something
I know what a woman wan-

Issac: *facepalms* mom I swear to god-

Ava: pfft-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Ava: *does a quick salute and sits on a bench*

Kris: im fine, yeah. *sits on a beanbag chair and does stuff on her phone*

Parker: *sits with issac* soooooo now what?

Ava: awe. cute.

Issac: i thought you were the sane one-

Ava: hey, it's my job as a mom to annoy you :)

Issac: ..

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist (temporary)

Kris: oh, i just need a reason to BEAT HER TO A PULP

Ava: ...

Kris: *throws a bat at her*

Ava: you fight like a kid

Kris: I A-

Ava: makes sense.

Kris: ...*disappears*

Parker: damn shes scared of herself : |

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