Parker: Peter, it's the sad truth that i dont think we'll ever find anyone who's uh... normal.

Kris: im normal

Parker: you asked for a hamburger with cheese instead of a cheeseburger

Kris: that one time, okay?
...
those 5 times, okay?

Parker: *shrugs and goes back into the rink, doing some spins and jumps*

Issac: ..

Parker: heh, i know you think we're adorable ;)

Issac: *backs up onto the rink and starts skating around*

Parker: yeah, he does ;)
hey charlie, who's your friend?

Issac: *finishes up the trick and puts parker on the ground and they both bow*

Parker: ok that went better than i thought it would- *accidentally tackles him trying to give him a hug* pfft- i forgot we were on ice-

Issac: heh- it's alright- *skates back to the entrance of the rink holding her hand* well that was sure something

Parker: pfft- nice try charlie. *skates over to issac* hello there, my prin- friend.

Issac: *opens his eyes and stops doing tricks* oh hey!

Parker: i never knew you could ice skate-! you were amazing. and you built yourself a crowd, i see.

Issac: wait wha- oh god-

Parker: pfft- hey, i wanna try something out. *they start to do a duo trick*

lmao-
yeah, I think I am drunk on apple juice

Parker: alrighty let's see... hm? what mall has an ice skating rink- eh, might aswell check it out, I guess. *dashes down to it and purchases skates*

Issac: *doing a few tricks on the ice*

Parker: .
I uh-
wow

what has this conversation turned into 😭

yeah that would make sense
I heard someone call avocado toast an open ended sandwich :(

Parker: thanks charlie-! *continues walking*

Issac: aaaand we're here! I'll be quick *runs inside*

Parker: ive never seen him so excited to go shopping- *walks inside* let's see here... clothes or entertainment... hm. which one should I go with?

mm yes ok
CEREAL IS A COLD STEW 🤓

honestly I just never thought about it-
but now I feel more intelligent
or maybe stupid

a taco 😭
wtf is the internet there is a whole thread on it on reddit that lasted a week 💀

Parker: heh, im sure I'll be fine, thanks. *startsbto walk and trips on a sidewalk*

Kris: *appears while playing a laugh track sound effect on her phone* :)

Parker: ...

Issac: pfft- *looks at his phone* oh! I have somewhere we can walk to. I honestly feel like heading to a mall so I'll be taking a quick stop there.

Parker: ooo, alright :>
whatcha getting? something for me~?

Issac: ......

Parker: I'll take that as a yes ;)

Parker: pfft- alrighty, a walk sounds good.

Kris: I hope you trip and fall

Parker: .

Kris: toodaloo! *disappears*

Parker: Issac protect me she's gonna do something ;-;

Issac: ..
If you want me to carry you thats a pass

Parker: hmm... ah... piggyback?

Issac: parker you're fine
*walks out* ah.

Issac: I cant feel my whole torso

Parker: eh- you're fine. *hugs him* you tried your best

Kris: heh, yeah dude, you tried;)

Issac: ...
good game guys, nice.

Parker: nobody can beat the boss ;-;
heh, well now what?

You get it for free man
This kid has been kicking my seat for a half an hour

Issac: hey, what can I say. I'm a chicken.
*runs to a barrier*

Kris: *trips issac* whoops

Issac: AH- *struggles to get up*

Kris: watch where you're going ;)

Issac: you appeared right in front of me how am I supposed-

Kris: I suggest you get up- never mind too late.

Issac: wha-

Parker: ...*slaps kris*

Kris: you slap like a-

Parker: *carries her by the collar and walks out of the room*

Issac: ...well then. Oh shoot- *jumps behind a barrier* charlie look out- *puts hands on ground to make a circle of electricity* ...alright. that should work as a barrier-

Kris: *teleports back outside of Isaac's barrier* the hell is this

Issac: blocks any matter from entering the circle. And I believe light too-?

Kris: welp I didn't specify in the rules so I guess it's valid.

Issac: *lowers the barrier after the shots are gone and shoots at Anthony*

Parker: *marching back in the room* Kris get your ass back here

Kris: : |
*steps into the barrier*

Parker: ...
welp. *sits on the side* woo! go team!

Kris: imagine being out ;)

Parker: ..

(this is a long one because I'm about to go into airplane mode, cya in a few hours)

"Why?"
Why NOT ;)
and the fact that you wrote almost all of the lyrics 😭👌

Parker: OKOKIMSORRY-

Kris: thou hast-

Parker: *holds Kris in front of her* alright human shield, protect me

Kris: ...*teleports behind her and holds her up* alright guys free bait

Parker: AH- HELP-

Issac: heh. and what if I don't?

Parker: ...

Issac: good answer *shoots kris' hands*

Parker: *runs behind a barrier*