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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: ...yeah lets uh...skip the murdering for today- how about we stop by a pool?

Alex: .......
in 20 degree weather?

Parker: eh.

Issac: uh... my pool is heated.

Parker: issac i have been going over to your house for 2 months- you have a pool?

Issac: ...we never went out back i have a whole- ok you'll see it if you want to go. *falls back onto some pillows* welp, i have no other ideas.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Kris: dang. he meant a lot to me :,)

Alex: too bad ;)

Kris: ...
*punches him in the gut* welp im gonna head out, or maybe ruin taylor's day a bit more... either one I'd have more fun then being with you guys... oh, maybe set up for the holiday party tomorrow. new years babyyyyy- TOODALOO *disappears*

Parker: ...
well she's gone.

Issac: *lowers the electric barrior and pulls out his phone*

Parker: well, we watched a movie, played truth or dare, brought two people together... maybe- what else is there to do?

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Kris: hey, thanks creator. *points at the frog and it follows her finger onto charlie's head* ah, just edit a little... and boom. it is now stuck on charlie and nobody can do anything about it :D
well, i mean creator can erase it but that's not the point

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Kris: *stares at freg frozen on the ground outside* oh he did not like that.

Freg: *backs up not looking away then charges up the building*

Kris: eh. i think we're fine. it's too stupid to figure out stuff. *sets something on in her paintbrush then she floats* fun fact, this room was mainly supposed to be parker's room

Parker: im jealous

Kris: hah. so, did you guys torture taylor swift's wish knock off?

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Alex: eh, wanted her to have some enjoyment

Freg: *moves closer to charlie not changing position*

Kris: aww, it's so cuteee

Issac: yeah very cute- *draws a circle in the air with electricity and a barrier goes around parker and him* Parker i suggest you get into my arms-

Parker: eep- *falls into his arms* cause it'll shock me or-?

Issac: nah i just want to hold you ;)

Parker: good enough for me

Alex: guys cant we just throw it outside and lock the doors-?

Kris: he goes through cracks through the walls. he is a discombobulated rat

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Taylor: *walks out speaking into her hands* why couldn't i just have a peaceful night- *closes the door*

Alex: yeah should we tell her that there are no normal days with us around orr...

Kris: nah he's mostly blesse-

Freg: *dances on two legs*

Kris: mostly cursed. but hey, at least he's kinda blessed?
.......

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Taylor: *slowly nods and backs away*

Parker: heh, hey issac. glad to see you're awake after me flirting with ya ;)

Issac: ...right. *stares at freg* .....

Freg: *spins*

Kris: weapon, jukebox, airhorn. it's blessed and cursed.
...blursed.

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  kris kreates krap.

Things I found online that could potentially save it life

if someone stabs you by your take on liking fall guys, leave the knife in so you dont bleed out

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

ooo, angel would work, thanks

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  kris kreates krap.

Me and my friend This_Dude

he's lucky my whole tablet broke πŸ’€

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: ........

Alex: kris.

Kris: *laying on the couch*

Taylor: AH- where did you-?

Kris: balls.

Taylor: ...

Alex: what the ever living hell did you do this frog

Kris: when i was 5 i made this thing, didnt connect circuits, now we have freg. unfixable. cant get rid of it.

Alex: ...there's your answer

Issac: *wakes up but still lays down* the hell happened?

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: heh, prepared for what?

Freg: *stops the music* gets as close to parker as close it can get, and screams an unholy sound*

Parker: JESUS- *automatically has the urge to protect issac and then goes at ease* ...

Alex: i see you're protective. *picks up the frog and drops it out of tbe window onto a soft surface* better

Freg: *climbs the wall*

Alex: oh you've got to be kidding me-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Parker: *walks in with issac in her arms* yeah he couldn't handle a compliment

Issac: *face red and unconscious*

Parker: *sits down and hugs him* he is my teddy bear now- wait what is that frog speaker, it looks cool

Alex: oddly enough, it's... not a speaker.

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Freg: *spins horizontally* "a foxtrot above my head-"

Josh: ..
actually it's not so bad after all

Alex: this is a very interesting boombox- charlie i suggest you make that thing 10x stronger that thing is unpredictable

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Freg: q q q q q q q q q q q q q q q. Q qq. Q q qq q. Qq
3.
2.

Alex: ......

Josh: *picks it up, pulls up a pannel and it freezes on the ground* there we go.

Frog: ...

Josh: i think it's a normal fro-

Freg: ODODPWPFRIJFIXICIEJEJEJRJRJF banana akskskdkdoeoeoeprog

Josh: screw this- *picks it up and puts it outside*

Freg: ...1...0.
ℕ𝕠𝕨 ℙ𝕝𝕒π•ͺπ•šπ•Ÿπ•˜: π”½π•šπ•£π•–π•—π•π•šπ•–π•€ - 𝕆𝕨𝕝 β„‚π•šπ•₯π•ͺ
"you would not believe your-"

Josh: kris really made this thing's life a living hell-

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Freg: h h h h h. H h h h g gg g g g h g g g g g h gg h h h h hh h h h h t rejeodjkkkk k k k k k

Alex: moreso me losing sanity from everyone he- ...yo is that frog dying

Taylor: oh hell no thing's about to explode- *runs out of the room*

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Josh: ...

Alex: i live in what reality i want god dammit

Freg: π”Όπ•Ÿπ•˜π•π•šπ•€π•™ 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖 𝔸𝕔π•₯π•šπ•§π•’π•₯𝕖𝕕
i stepped on a nail and i am in immeasurable pain

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Alex: not my fault i look outstanding ;)

Josh: *sigh* cant deny that

Taylor: i can : |

Alex: eh, certian people are into certian things. like this guy is into... whatever the hell i am

Josh: eh, you're just one of a kind, and i like it. simple way of putting it.

Freg: π•Šπ•‘π•’π•Ÿπ•šπ•€π•™ 𝕄𝕠𝕕𝕖 𝔸𝕔π•₯π•šπ•§π•’π•₯𝕖𝕕
π»π‘œπ‘™π‘Ž, π‘π‘œπ‘šπ‘œ π‘’π‘ π‘‘π‘Žπ‘ ? π‘†π‘œπ‘¦ π‘šπ‘’π‘¦ 𝑏𝑖𝑒𝑛.

Taylor: :((

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Josh: ........
both :,)

Alex: heh, i knew i was good at manipulation ;)

Freg: π΅π‘œπ‘›π‘—π‘œπ‘Ÿ.

Taylor: AHH- IT SPEAKS SPANISH- *jumps up on the couch*

Alex: jesus christ have you been skipping your forgien language all semester?

Taylor: .........

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  kris kreates krap.

The weird artist 🐒

Josh: *shrugs* im in for the money

Alex: what-

Josh: what

Taylor: *watches as the door gets slammed open and the frog runs on two legs towards devil* what the hell-?

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