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Parker: ...yeah lets uh...skip the murdering for today- how about we stop by a pool?
Alex: .......
in 20 degree weather?
Parker: eh.
Issac: uh... my pool is heated.
Parker: issac i have been going over to your house for 2 months- you have a pool?
Issac: ...we never went out back i have a whole- ok you'll see it if you want to go. *falls back onto some pillows* welp, i have no other ideas.
Kris: dang. he meant a lot to me :,)
Alex: too bad ;)
Kris: ...
*punches him in the gut* welp im gonna head out, or maybe ruin taylor's day a bit more... either one I'd have more fun then being with you guys... oh, maybe set up for the holiday party tomorrow. new years babyyyyy- TOODALOO *disappears*
Parker: ...
well she's gone.
Issac: *lowers the electric barrior and pulls out his phone*
Parker: well, we watched a movie, played truth or dare, brought two people together... maybe- what else is there to do?
Kris: hey, thanks creator. *points at the frog and it follows her finger onto charlie's head* ah, just edit a little... and boom. it is now stuck on charlie and nobody can do anything about it :D
well, i mean creator can erase it but that's not the point
Kris: *stares at freg frozen on the ground outside* oh he did not like that.
Freg: *backs up not looking away then charges up the building*
Kris: eh. i think we're fine. it's too stupid to figure out stuff. *sets something on in her paintbrush then she floats* fun fact, this room was mainly supposed to be parker's room
Parker: im jealous
Kris: hah. so, did you guys torture taylor swift's wish knock off?
Alex: eh, wanted her to have some enjoyment
Freg: *moves closer to charlie not changing position*
Kris: aww, it's so cuteee
Issac: yeah very cute- *draws a circle in the air with electricity and a barrier goes around parker and him* Parker i suggest you get into my arms-
Parker: eep- *falls into his arms* cause it'll shock me or-?
Issac: nah i just want to hold you ;)
Parker: good enough for me
Alex: guys cant we just throw it outside and lock the doors-?
Kris: he goes through cracks through the walls. he is a discombobulated rat
Taylor: *walks out speaking into her hands* why couldn't i just have a peaceful night- *closes the door*
Alex: yeah should we tell her that there are no normal days with us around orr...
Kris: nah he's mostly blesse-
Freg: *dances on two legs*
Kris: mostly cursed. but hey, at least he's kinda blessed?
.......
Taylor: *slowly nods and backs away*
Parker: heh, hey issac. glad to see you're awake after me flirting with ya ;)
Issac: ...right. *stares at freg* .....
Freg: *spins*
Kris: weapon, jukebox, airhorn. it's blessed and cursed.
...blursed.
Things I found online that could potentially save it life
if someone stabs you by your take on liking fall guys, leave the knife in so you dont bleed out
Parker: ........
Alex: kris.
Kris: *laying on the couch*
Taylor: AH- where did you-?
Kris: balls.
Taylor: ...
Alex: what the ever living hell did you do this frog
Kris: when i was 5 i made this thing, didnt connect circuits, now we have freg. unfixable. cant get rid of it.
Alex: ...there's your answer
Issac: *wakes up but still lays down* the hell happened?
Parker: heh, prepared for what?
Freg: *stops the music* gets as close to parker as close it can get, and screams an unholy sound*
Parker: JESUS- *automatically has the urge to protect issac and then goes at ease* ...
Alex: i see you're protective. *picks up the frog and drops it out of tbe window onto a soft surface* better
Freg: *climbs the wall*
Alex: oh you've got to be kidding me-
Parker: *walks in with issac in her arms* yeah he couldn't handle a compliment
Issac: *face red and unconscious*
Parker: *sits down and hugs him* he is my teddy bear now- wait what is that frog speaker, it looks cool
Alex: oddly enough, it's... not a speaker.
Freg: *spins horizontally* "a foxtrot above my head-"
Josh: ..
actually it's not so bad after all
Alex: this is a very interesting boombox- charlie i suggest you make that thing 10x stronger that thing is unpredictable
Freg: q q q q q q q q q q q q q q q. Q qq. Q q qq q. Qq
3.
2.
Alex: ......
Josh: *picks it up, pulls up a pannel and it freezes on the ground* there we go.
Frog: ...
Josh: i think it's a normal fro-
Freg: ODODPWPFRIJFIXICIEJEJEJRJRJF banana akskskdkdoeoeoeprog
Josh: screw this- *picks it up and puts it outside*
Freg: ...1...0.
βπ π¨ βπππͺπππ: π½ππ£ππππππ€ - ππ¨π βππ₯πͺ
"you would not believe your-"
Josh: kris really made this thing's life a living hell-
Freg: h h h h h. H h h h g gg g g g h g g g g g h gg h h h h hh h h h h t rejeodjkkkk k k k k k
Alex: moreso me losing sanity from everyone he- ...yo is that frog dying
Taylor: oh hell no thing's about to explode- *runs out of the room*
Josh: ...
Alex: i live in what reality i want god dammit
Freg: πΌπππππ€π ππ ππ πΈππ₯ππ§ππ₯ππ
i stepped on a nail and i am in immeasurable pain
Alex: not my fault i look outstanding ;)
Josh: *sigh* cant deny that
Taylor: i can : |
Alex: eh, certian people are into certian things. like this guy is into... whatever the hell i am
Josh: eh, you're just one of a kind, and i like it. simple way of putting it.
Freg: ππ‘ππππ€π ππ ππ πΈππ₯ππ§ππ₯ππ
π»πππ, ππππ ππ π‘ππ ? πππ¦ ππ’π¦ ππππ.
Taylor: :((
Josh: ........
both :,)
Alex: heh, i knew i was good at manipulation ;)
Freg: π΅πππππ.
Taylor: AHH- IT SPEAKS SPANISH- *jumps up on the couch*
Alex: jesus christ have you been skipping your forgien language all semester?
Taylor: .........
Josh: *shrugs* im in for the money
Alex: what-
Josh: what
Taylor: *watches as the door gets slammed open and the frog runs on two legs towards devil* what the hell-?