what the fuck

man i wish fpreg was real

yes the cat is technically both dead and alive. but the point is that you don't know which one for sure. if you have a definitive answer that it is both options, it is not schrodinger's anything.

I kiss her stupid face and plaster her with my lipstick and she closes her eyes so i can kiss her even more and she's completely red, from my lipstick

I want to be stuck to her forever, becoming a male angler fish who seeks and latches onto a mate

she reciprocates by smiling slightly and then pushes me away after she feels enough

Wish she was real so i can kiss her silly and she doesn't reciprocate my love like a normal person but allows me to kiss her because i'm her narc supply

My favorite things together

i want to wrap her with my favorite blanket like a burrito and hug her

shes a snowy owl.... but also barn owl to me.......... but owl always........ i love her

i love her and her owlness smart owl she is... super cute and i want to kiss her and peck her face with kisses

my pretty owl gf, my prettiest girl and sher face is like a heart. Owl face.......... heart shape and her silver hair is perfect

what if we were both owls and i preened your feathers because we're in love and i love you enough to clean your head feathers for you

....and mental illness can'f forget that oops!

it's funny i talk about wanting to have a partner but realistically i'm too obsessed with vyn ans the only way i can have a girlfriend is if we both just mutually agree to have one.... oh and aromantic 😞

they don't even have to like me i'm ok with a narc4narc beneficial relationship

girls are so pretty and i wish a girl liked a guy like me

i wanr ro have a cute bird romance with a girl and i put my face in her hair and everything and kiss her everywhere like as if i'm preening her

vynnnnnnnnnnnn ☺️☺️☺️☺️

No... no... you can't take me alive