(NANI?!)

Oh…

Do you believe it true?

I…uh am uninformed of this new drama

(I live under a metaphorical and literall rock)

(Ye)

Kohga yelled “finally!“ in a deranged way, as if he’s been waiting his whole life to fight king rhoam

(Wow that early darn! Lol goodnight then)

(Also how you doing?)

(I meant to say “he asked cautiously”)

“Well maybe you should’ve thought of that before becoming murderers” he said running at kohga

-villager noise-

(What?)

“Oh I’m not sure… why do you care?”

Oh darn

Uhx2

Yeah

(Ooooooh)

(Uhhhhhh)

Cautionary

(Lol)

“Who?” He asked

(Yeah…it gets worse cause she was like my grandmas best friend because she was her only company when my grandpa would work on oil rigs)

(Huh?)

(Lol!)

(Oh?)

He was only on defense

You had lumbago

(LOL)

“Your an odd one… are you even hylian?

(Yeah… remember that dog I said was gonna die soon? She finally did, a small white Maltese my grandma had for 15 years)

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