You are a random sometimes

Me too

Oh…oh no… ooohhhh nooooooooo….

IKR

Nice!

Its not a real job its more like me helping my dad

He brought up his sword and made a slashing attack at your ankles, tripping you onto your back
But not making you bleed much,
He came to finish the job

I guess??

How come?

(Same here)

Steve burst up cutting himself in the process but flinging your sword

Thanks i work out

LOL

(Yep goodnight!)

You got a clean hit to the shoulder

(Im gonna have to go to bed pretty soon :[ )

Without a hint of personality he tried to bring his sword back up from the deflection, leaving his shoulder exposed to hit for a split second

They’re swords clashed as sparks flew

(Himz a single pringle)
(Yeah he literally wanted to get rid of fairytale creatures)

“A king does what he must to preserve a kingdom…”

Steve dashed towards you

(Ayye im back i was eating deer)
(Also i watched shrek earlier and looking back… lord herobrine during his king arc was literally just lord farquaad)

He let out a bellowing chuckle, “ah. Pearl, we meet again at long last…i thought i wouldnt see your face again, and yet, your name keeps coming back up in conversation… until tonight!”
At a snap of his finger the black knight stepped forward and unsheathed his blade from his hip
“…steve, dispose of this trouble maker”

Aight lemme warm up i havent done this in a long time—

-pearl walks into herobrines castle hall, herobrine, lord of witchers, sits high at his throne, to the side of him, his behemoth of a soldier, steve, stands guard to the right of his throne,

(Im thinking like, pre good guy steve,

Sure

Uhhhhh

King Herobrine rematch?

Me neither i didnt think that far ahead

AAAAAUUUGHHH