NOT jay: *slowly looks at actual jay in genuine confusion*

Your irrelevant

Oh by the way theres something

NOT jay: then whats that on your finger?

Why are you so short?!

NOT jay: i want a divorce! >:]

*looks around frantically* what sorry i zoned out, you say something about me bein thin?

EEHEHEHE

yeah thanks yous thanks yous

NOT jay: there isnt your just a schitzo

Aww shucks… really?
👉🏼👈🏼

PUTTING IT ON THE BIO

NOT jay: its me jay sylvester! *covers jays mouth*

TOTALLY! without trauma they might as well be a npc!!!

BRO REAL retro is so boring without trauma too

( changed what? >:3)

No wat?

NOT jay : yo sylvester?

Glad you agree with me

NOT jay: MWAHAHAHAHA

Anyways

NOT jay: oh but i will hahaha! I’m STRAIGHT

NOT jay: Mwahahaha its me! Your evil counterpart! NOT jay! I hate jesters