Complecated? I get that…”

UNCLE SOOGA.

(I dont know how to put it but roger is has no clue who retro is and why everyone is asking about him)

*looks side to side*

*starts to walk…*
Sooo what’s your story tox?” I ask while walking beside you “i know you bit like…i dont know where you came from?”

(Lol!)

*punches with other hand inbetween eyes* GET!

(Trust me… pulling random anh ideas from my butt is my middle name)

*also stops… hesitantly*

(you also wont see retro in this rp…because…uhh)

(Real. Also yeah… hmmm how should dave die in THIS rp… ITS A CANON EVENT)

*blink *blink* well…uhh…that wasnt on my bingo card for today…

(Oooo yummi)

*pat and stretches

*little monkey noises while still covering face*

He ran closer to the sound of your voice “yeah?!”

(Uhhh depends… i didnt really think too far on where this is set timeline wise, its before the attack on berk, but prety close… sooo uhhh, ill do a bit of digging and let ya know)

(Edit: hes around 14-16)

( :3 )

…PEARL?!

(Welllll im sure we can make some exceptions for the rp)

Follows anyways

(How abt you? You eat anything nummy?)

Alright! *stands up*

NO! *he yells like a stuborn child*

Oooohhh nice!

(I just ate Dariyqueen)

He slowly tip-towed into the dark room nervously

(How are you?)

He frightenedly followed

(What?)

*follows because why not*

(Just ate some of the best pulled pork of malife!)

*shrugs*

No! *scoots facing away*