Hmmm well im about to show you something amazing! But first… which one is more interesting to you?

*also happy!*

……where are you from again?

I love you little dude- *hugs tightly*

*turns to you* . . . The mircowave or the pizza?

*hugs back tighter*

*taps microwave* you recon this could cook a frozen pizza?

*pauses and looks at the flowers before taking them*……thank, you… *hugs tightly*

I SUSPICIOUSLY go towards the microwave

Hey…*sits hand on shoulder* its alright

(Either this really IS a normal breakroom or this isnt…)

Its okay, i just wanted one since you got a piece of ma bandage

* i examine the break room *

Oh okay… darn

*and he waddled awayyyy …to the emplee loungeeeeeeee*

Do you have a spare one…? *sad face*

Ooooo

Awww man…

Looks around for something to heat it with

I wanna keep it

*opens freezer and pulls out frozen pizzas*
I think your gonna like this

Yippe! Also aww man…

Cool! You like mozzerrella? *starts walking towards the freezers*

“…i dont know” *shrugs*

Ohh pepperjack?

Stares at you directly in the eyes while you do it

(Lol)
Whats your favorite cheese?

*hits ground* Welp… saw that coming…

Hes alive…HES ALIVE
(lol)

Oh i thought you were gonna pounce for a second-

*stares a little more then unraps rapping from arm and ties your head back together, healing it slowly*
(Oh!)

He he he…OH WAIT

*stops dead in my tracks and stares at your corpse*

*finds it secretly and puts it on*

*chanting cheese while running behind you*

*starts looking around for your bandana*
(Lol)

Okay!

(Spongebob reference lol)
“Your never NOT naked

*looks back and down at yoy while walking* where to in the store now?

*smirks*