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Welcome to real life kiddo

WOOMY

Maria: If you keep sitting here and complaining, it isn't gonna get any better

Bitch slap them*

Maria: Suck it up and butch slap them///Ashley: DON'T HURT ANYONE

And the one who makes random shorts

Maria: Don't get too drunk, I don't wanna have to drive anyone to the hospital tonight

Ashley: Boys do that when they're trying to be cool. They don't wanna look desperate for you, even though they totally are

You spelled it wrong. It's "Pregananant"

Ashley: I request... that you hang out at my house!///Maria: Ashley, no

Ashley: DAB ON EM

Hello Kevin.

Ashley: now GO FIND TRUE LOVE!

Ashley: Follow your heart//Maria: Choose the one that is more likely to like you back

Ashley: Need some help?

Ashley: Not awesome... not for my face at least

3 as Ashley... please

*Boop*

Do you have my mail?