RUN RIPTIDE RUN

IDK WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF SHE CATCHES ME

AAHHHHHHHHHHH
RIPTIDE HELP
* gets on riptides shoulders *
PIGGY BACK ME AWAY FROM HER
* points to artsy

WHAT DA FUCK
* runs faster *

I can help * fire extinguishers everything *
there
now it looks like a keyboard from Sunday morning

ARSTY IS CHASING ME SHES GONNA KILL ME HELPP

GOLLY GEE
* trips and falls down a random flight of stairs *
* bonk dink dong bounce *
AAAAAAAAA

hello

Please ignore the eyes.

ah ok

link: https://youtu.be/ujcNNauxXX0

I Like Baby Hotline
by Jack Stauber
it’s about a woman calling a suicide line

( icarly moment where he falls through the roof )
AAAAAAAA

( gets on riptides shoulders )
piggyback me to McDonald’s

WAAAAA ( falls to knees dramatically and dissolves into thin air )

draw artsy but in the body format of Craig tucker and copy and paste this as the description: My name is Artsy. Riptide gave me a 100 dollar check for my birthday, I was soooo happy.
But then 1 chef told me I could use that money to invest in a company with him.
He said he could double my money in 1 afternoon. But then he kidnapped me and shaved
my head. Then he told me he would take me to New Mexico. And that is why im now
in New Mexico.

My name is Artsy. Riptide gave me a 100 dollar check for my birthday, I was soooo happy.
But then 1 chef told me I could use that money to invest in a company with him.
He said he could double my money in 1 afternoon. But then he kidnapped me and shaved
my head. Then he told me he would take me to New Mexico. And that is why im now
in New Mexico.

My name is Artsy. Riptide gave me a 100 dollar check for my birthday, I was soooo happy.
But then 1 chef told me I could use that money to invest in a company with him.
He said he could double my money in 1 afternoon. But then he kidnapped me and shaved
my head. Then he told me he would take me to New Mexico. And that is why im now
in New Mexico.

My name is Artsy. Riptide gave me a 100 dollar check for my birthday, I was soooo happy.
But then 1 chef told me I could use that money to invest in a company with him.
He said he could double my money in 1 afternoon. But then he kidnapped me and shaved
my head. Then he told me he would take me to New Mexico. And that is why im now
in New Mexico.

I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE GOVERN- ( muffled screams as they kidnap me and take me to New Mexico with artsy )