( can we do rp on the post where me and artsy turn into marketable plushies )

*flashback to last nights UNO game*
IF I WIN THIS GAME ILL MAKE A HAT OUT OF ARTSY
mike: NO WAY DUDE THAT CHANCE IS SLIMMER THEN MY ASIAN DADS PENIS
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT BUT OKAY
Hayden: are you actually gonna?
YEP ILL COME BACK TOMMOROW NIGHT WEARING A JACKET MADE OF HER SKIN AND MASK
mike: damn

I will now use your skin as a meatsuit * rips off all there skin and makes it into a jacket*
wow very fashionable

*rips of your face and wears it*
comfy

I will make hat from you little marcus

loop of course

I WILL MAKE HAT FROM YOU LITTLE MARCUS

how dare you waste my time like that

ok :(

LOOP

I will make hat from u little bunny

me who’s leaning against the wall: really?

artsy why the fuck are we plushies

* hides the body and dusts off hands* time to go *walks home*

NAH- GHOSTBUSTERS *takes out the ghostbusters trap thing and backpack gun thing and consumes him with the gun* yayy

UHHHH-
* takes a trash bag and puts jevil body in *

oops- uhhhh
that wasn’t me..
* slowly walks away *

hey jevil play with this *hands him a compound crossbow*
have fun kid

RIPTIDE DONT LEAVE ME HERE- RIPTIDE!! RIPTIIIIIDE!!

draw me but as a marketable plushie and with artsy next to me also as a marketable plushie and we are both asking eachother why