*flashback to last nights UNO game*
IF I WIN THIS GAME ILL MAKE A HAT OUT OF ARTSY
mike: NO WAY DUDE THAT CHANCE IS SLIMMER THEN MY ASIAN DADS PENIS
I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT BUT OKAY
Hayden: are you actually gonna?
YEP ILL COME BACK TOMMOROW NIGHT WEARING A JACKET MADE OF HER SKIN AND MASK
mike: damn