well are they a girl

HOW BAD CAN I BE
how bad could I possibly be?
there’s a principle in nature
that everybody knows is sound
and the people with the money
end up in someone else’s la la la la lunch
Hayden,Mike,Finley: munch munch munch munch

* playing how bad can I be on a guitar *
HOW BAD CAN I BE
IM JUST DOING WAT COMES NATURALLY

* in the middle of a UNO game at night *
if I win this game ill eat a mushroom from outside in the garden
Mike: lol you won’t do it
yes I will
* wins game *
FUCK YES
Mike: gg man, now you gonna eat that mushroom?
uhhhh okay- * goes outside *

pov your arm got cut off:

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
how are your balls
IF YOU WANNA..LOOK..AROUND?
GIVE US YOUR BALLS

okay we’re normal now episode over or whatever let’s end this * clap clap * * credits roll *

alright flick the lever for gods sake
voice from above: fuck you

voice from above:
WAIT! Before you turn him back to normal I’m gonna have to mention that a ( fake ) plushie of my character is out! * turns to a commercial * you can put him in the microwave, you can have him watch over you while your sleeping, he’s great! So buy a plushie today for only 100000million pounds

me now!!

WHAT- PUT ME IN TOO!!

* literally just flys over and starts watching *

* points to a plushifing machine that he made earlier * we must of sleep walked into it

SINCE WHEN DID YOU KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE

RIPTIDE!! GET US OUT OF THESE PLUSHIES!!!

* falls down and hits the ground in agony * OH FUCK! * yelps as he hits the floor *

* hops off the counter * RIPTIDE!! RIPTIDE!!!

how are we supposed to get out of these plushie- *sees riptide looking for artsy* HEY- HEY!! RIPTIDE
* but all riptide hears is just squeak squeak squeak *

artsy why are we plushies do you know what happened I gone to sleep and now im a plushie

( kk let’s go turn into some marketable plushies )