Wellington: Im the core Cave Johnsons son always spent time with! Hello Jake!
Space: SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!
holy crap
Wellington: Can you plug me into that wall?
uhhh yeah? * plugs him in *
Wellington: WOWW!! It feels so nice to control the house again!

ok theres still things in here… * takes out another core * WOAH
Wellington Core: Hello! Can you place me on the sofa, the space core is very loud and dumb!
Space Core: SPAAAAACE!!

okay uh * opens it and takes a weird turret looking thing out * WOAH! IS THAT A AUTOMATIC HOME PROTECTION TURRET, IVE BEEN HEARING OF THESE THINGS FOR YEARS! the guy that owned this house did own aperture, but let me see what else is in there * takes out a robot core* WOAH!
Core: SPAAAACE!! I WANNA GO TO SPAAAACE!! I WANNA MEEET THE SUUUUN!!!

ok- wait? whats this white box it says a company ive never heard of? “aperture labs” hm

okay, so my house is only new, so there might be a lot of boxes, but a rich guy used to live here called Cave Johnson, so theyre might be a lot of jars

cmon lets go in the door on the house is locked the boys must have gone to the skatepark * uses key to unlock door and open it *

eyy we found my house!
get out everybody
* takes out car keys and walks over to the house door *

yes your face did turn red

can u be my gf?

huh, uh yeah, anyways, can i ask you a question

i dont know how to respond to that *faintly blushes * its very hard to get me to blush

im just gonna be honest- i do have a crush on her

yes-NO! no-no

les go * they start driving on a dirt road * by the way i have no idea where were going

* they land and jake thrown in the back seats but tuffy in the front *

* jumps off edge* weeee

bruh lets justgo home * puts on long fall boots and starts carrying them to a cliff edge that will land right into his new purple car *

yeah right over there * points to the iceberg *

there is a iceberg heading right towards us

ok can i tell you something