ok were here lets get out

ikr its fast and we are going to a moon
dont worry theres air generators

* starts driving and it flys as fast as lightning *

this is a terrible time to propose

i was gonna propose
WAIT WHY DIDNT I SUMMON THE RING

and the ring is gonna cost like a billion gajjilion dollars so yeah

well i was gonna get a ring and propose but then i have to go to the jewelry store than the jeweler is like ooo are u getting maried then i say yes then he have a long conversation then we suck eachothers dicks

what else did u expect
cmon lets get in guys
* everyone goes inside *
so what else did u expect?

* she opens it *
* ITS A WHOLE SPACESHIP *
lets go on a space trip

yeah okay * puts away box with magic in it *
okay i got u another present
* its a very tiny box *

ik some of them are douchebags
didnt you notice i wasn’t saying anything?

* they all stop *
hayden: theyre just fucking with you

take it
* everyone looks at her menacingly *
everyone: TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT

because than you can have anything you want
without me having to summon it for you
take it

h- TAKE THE POWERS

WHA- UNIVERSE POWERS? * hands it to her *

yey

oh and a fisshy * opens a box with a real fish in a bowl of water *

NO THATS AN ORB THAT GIVES YOU THE SAME POWERS AS ME

GOD DAMMIT I MESSED UP
* gets another box * open it