WHAT!?
* shakes her alot as hard as he can *
oh wait ima bouta sneeze
* sneezes *

is she dead or just really deep into sleep * checks watch * WEVE BEEN SLEEPING FOR 2 DAYS!?

ok i know how * goes up to her ear * jake is here

hey * slaps her * wake up

oh georgie is still here

what? * wakes up * WHAT!? were- were still at the mansion
oh this was the after party
looks like all the other guys left
hey tuffy

ok
wait-
where the hell has tuffy gone

he just exploded
like
into ink

he- what?
why are you so calm?

samu just exploded!

w h a t

i got the tribe to level 100
thank me

dont sink in the poo
poo in the sink

heheheh * plays obey the walrus on bluetooth speakers *

whati wasn’t even that loud

boo

ADRIAN
HES THE BOI

the boi

TELL ME DERON
TELL ME
HOW CAN THIS GUY GET MARRIED
AND I CANT EVEN GET A GIRLFRIEND

IM GONNA CUT OUT YOUR ANAL CAVITY
YOUR SHITS JUST GONNA DROP RIGHT OUTTA THERE
- Knifey