* dances around the room crazily and then throws a grenade and explodes everything with tnt and mauls a man to death *

* starts causing complete chaos and starts having a sword fight with his friend *

* turns around and a glass shattering noise plays when he fully turns around *

come back dude we all miss you

* pours good milk down the sink while riptide crys in the corner * its free real estate

can i beat you to death with a baseball bat

its peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time where you at where you at where you at peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly peanut butter jelly on a baseball bad

he likes peanut butter pretzel sticks

anything really

yeah i think he has to be fed now

i guess hes like 50% dog 50% cat

wait actually his dna results say hes 50% cat

Tim: RAAAAUUUGGGGH * the room starts to crumble *

uhhhhh his powers could kill you with one hand you know?

stop your scaring him

what

he grows very fast so hes probably about 3 years old now and he has my hair and hes a dog he has your eyes and i think he has slime powers

lets name him Tim

what do we name him

k baby room is here
* opens door * there the baby
i think hes related to a nomeg and hes got my hair but hes also got the same powers as me because he cracked the wall earlier by hitting it softly