Pyro: ... Are you sure? If you don't love me, I'm giving you a chance to leave if you feel uncomfortable or anything...

Pyro: ... Thought you said you loved me for who I am... But I guess not. That's fine honestly... I get it.

Pyro: When did I even say I was gonna change before this? Welp, I'm glad we're not friends anymore because you never even knew me and you were a shitty friend that never helped me when you tried giving advice. It was all useless. And this is why I'm like this. When I was desperate for help, you never gave it to me. I just pretended to like you too

Ohhhh so ur racist sexist and a t3rr0rist?

Pyro: ... I said I'll stop...

Why-?

Pyro: * is over 400° F so he evaporates it * ^^

Pyro: She's an angel- She has access to weapons that could kill any demon- I'm afraid of what she might do if I... Fine. Faded. I'll stop if it makes you 2 happy. I'm sorry. I'll be a better person from today

Pyro: Guess I'm that horrible of a person even my own wife is mad at me for it.

Damn that sucks * dies*

Pyro: ..* pauses, and watches her walk away*

Okiii. That was funnn. You should kill me agaiinnnn :]

Pyro: ... Okay :)) * body slams me multiple times until the ground begins to crack and my bones start to break*

* alives* What you guys talking about? :)

Pyro: That's none of your business

Pyro: Cy may be immortal. But I'd still make sure no one lays a finger on him

Pyro: I don't even care about other children besides my own

Pyro: Atleast I won't hurt mine

Pyro: If you're mad or anything. No need to be. He's my creator. He's a real person. My attacks can't actually affect him. So he'll be alive again in a few minutes.

Pyro: ... * cutely sets meh on fyre*

A- * ded*

Pyro: But I just wanna have some fuuunnnnn :(

Nu

Pyro: ... :]

Pyro: Yeah. It is. That's why you should die, 'cause you aren't happy. And you've always wanted to die. Now's your chance! :D

Ok. Do it. Kill meh :))