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hush, here comes a whizzbang
now you soldiers get down those stairs
down in your dugout and say your prayers
hush, here comes a whizzbang
and it's making straight for you
and you'll see all the wonders of no-man's land
if a whizzbang hits you

2 million German soldiers died in WW1.
my fallen brethren.
🇩🇪 Jakob Maidment 🇩🇪
1895 July 16th - 1916, Battle of the Somme

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: "..did what?"

*mouth still full*

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

*suddenly, his mouth is full and one of her kids are missing*

adrian: "..nothing."

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Menny

adrian: "looks tasty"

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Bill cypher

you’re doing great. keep on going, i believe in u!

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

he would unless Adrian was verbally or physically told the human was Gabriel

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

and they can contort their bodies in weird ways that arent possible for humans, making surprise attacks easier

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

★Randomthedime★(🥚)

i haven’t done that stuff in school yet

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian is from an alien race that basically think they’re superior to humans, and therefore they think humans are not worthy of being an alive species, so they send adrian, a war veteran, to kill all humans and take over earth

his race is called the Demon Race because they are kinda like demons, but they call themselves Murasakians

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

would you like an explanation

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Pony

question: have you ever known the lore of my character?

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

if you find the oc i have cute

my character has a singular simp but shes one of my characters

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: YOU’RE 12, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A DRIVERS LICENSE!

george: so?

adrian: cmon

george: wait no- WAIT PLEASE MOMS GONNA HIT ME-

*grabs george and throws him into the backseat of the car and drives off*

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: i’m made of slime i’m fine

*george gets out of the car*

george: hiii!

adrian: OH WHAT THE FUCK

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: yep bye-

*suddenly gets run over by a car that bursts through the wall*

adrian: AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: yeah..

*silence*

adrian: i’m gonna go home now i guess-

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Weird Human

adrian: whenever me and tuffy are having private moments, the little shit just bursts through the door, or when i’m on my phone, he asks for it, then i have to give it to him or my mom scolds me, and then he gets his stupid little grubby fingerprints all over my screen, then i have to buy wipes and- i just hate the guy.

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: must of ran away again. hopefully he doesn’t come back- i mean i miss my little brother very very much.

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