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(can we try finishing this tomorrow? its been like an hour lol)

adrian: wait, HOLY FUCK HE DOESNT HAVE ANY EYES

adrian: no i’m talking about the bird poop on the floor

adrian: lol that little shit is gonna fucking die from radiation poisoning lol

adrian: hmmm.. wait, what did i use to grow the grass? i used water, not something else, so why is it growing so fast?

*reads the bottle label, which reads “SHIT PEEPEE POOPOO SEWAGE RADIOACTIVE WATER MIXED WITH PISS AND DISGUSTING RECYCLED CHEMICALS AND SEWAGE”*

adrian: oh..

*he proceeds to take a sip of it*

adrian: no idea.

*he looks at the grass which has grown a bit*

adrian: hey look, its growing!

adrian: lots of things i have eaten yes.

adrian: it tasted likes a bull horn.

adrian: oh. tasty.

*eats the horn*

adrian: oooh.. a demon?

*walks back out the gray box*

adrian: oh your alive.

*throws the galactian medicine at them*

adrian: drink it.

adrian: oh shit.

*he looks around for a bit.*

adrian: uhhh..

*goes back into the gray box.*

adrian: oh, yeah, uh, you probably don’t know what galactia is. its my home country from the planet ziphron, its why i’m a slime alien and not human. i’m the vessel there, which is basically just a fancy term for king. tuffy is the half-vesselas, which means she’s a queen, but the ‘half’ part means she was not in the prophecy to be the vesselas. anyways, this the royal medicine that is used on the kings and queens when they’re sick.

adrian: hmmm..

*he takes out some galactian liquid medicine.*

adrian: have you ever had galactian medicine before? uh, it works when tuffy is sick but i dunno if it works on humans.

adrian: awww shit. well i’m an alien, not an.. human, idk, angel, demon, thingamajig. i can’t do magic. can you do magic?

adrian: wait, do you still have samus tail? that tail is magical, right?

adrian: so we’re going to have to wait for like, 18, i dunno, 22 days!?”

adrian: damn.

*he searches in his mouth and finds a half full water bottle.*

adrian: found some.

*he buries the seeds and pours some water onto it.*

adrian: now we wait. wait, how long will it take to grow this?

adrian: huh.

*pulls out phone and googles how to plant grass seeds*

adrian: hmmm.. i need a shovel.

*pulls out a shovel from his mouth and digs a hole, and picks up the seed packet and pours the seeds into the hole.*

adrian: now i need water.

*insert view of completely empty, radioactive wasteland.*

adrian: hey sam, you got any water?