adrian: well its good i make a self destruct button for those robot parts

adrian: but i fixed him he should be happy, also hes always hated me

WHAT THE FUCK

adrian: tis but a scratch, eh?

wait u have a new oc?

👍

(can we try finishing this tomorrow? its been like an hour lol)

adrian: wait, HOLY FUCK HE DOESNT HAVE ANY EYES

adrian: no i’m talking about the bird poop on the floor

adrian: lol that little shit is gonna fucking die from radiation poisoning lol

adrian: hmmm.. wait, what did i use to grow the grass? i used water, not something else, so why is it growing so fast?

*reads the bottle label, which reads “SHIT PEEPEE POOPOO SEWAGE RADIOACTIVE WATER MIXED WITH PISS AND DISGUSTING RECYCLED CHEMICALS AND SEWAGE”*

adrian: oh..

*he proceeds to take a sip of it*

adrian: no idea.

*he looks at the grass which has grown a bit*

adrian: hey look, its growing!

adrian: lots of things i have eaten yes.

adrian: it tasted likes a bull horn.

adrian: oh. tasty.

*eats the horn*

adrian: oooh.. a demon?

*walks back out the gray box*

adrian: oh your alive.

*throws the galactian medicine at them*

adrian: drink it.

adrian: oh shit.

*he looks around for a bit.*

adrian: uhhh..

*goes back into the gray box.*

adrian: oh, yeah, uh, you probably don’t know what galactia is. its my home country from the planet ziphron, its why i’m a slime alien and not human. i’m the vessel there, which is basically just a fancy term for king. tuffy is the half-vesselas, which means she’s a queen, but the ‘half’ part means she was not in the prophecy to be the vesselas. anyways, this the royal medicine that is used on the kings and queens when they’re sick.

adrian: hmmm..

*he takes out some galactian liquid medicine.*

adrian: have you ever had galactian medicine before? uh, it works when tuffy is sick but i dunno if it works on humans.