STOP!! RELEASE ME!!!! I HAVE TO ADD THIS TO MY CRIIIIiiIiIiIiIiNGE COMPILATION!!

sorry can’t hear you too busy mewing‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

(wanna see if we can continue this tomorrow?)

adrian: i think that was a man

soldier: oh shit i literally hit the vessel

adrian: TO THE GALLOWS!! TO THE GALLOWS!!!! YOU KILLED THE PATATO AND HIT THE VESSEL!! also property destruction

*sees a galactian soldier inside.*

soldier: i think i hit something

adrian: oh.

*sees a galactian fighter jet coming right towards him, but he’s a slime that doesn’t have really good eyes*

adrian: whats that a woodpecker-

*gets hit by the fighter jet which parks right under him*

adrian: WHOS IN THAT JET

adrian: shit i thought you liked the patato

adrian: okay uhhhh what do we do

adrian: what the fuck is going on am i high or something

adrian: awww man.

*drinks radioactive waste*

adrian: AH! wait did you get me coffee too?

adrian: wha- but this is earth!? wait, is this not earth?

*takes out a galactian analyzer*

adrian: oh this is an exoplanet about 600,000 light years away from earth. how did we get here?

adrian: this a wasteland theres no vanilla coffee here

*follows sam*

adrian: yeah idk whats going on

*picks some of the bacon and eats it*

adrian: its not even the good bacon either

adrian: mmm..

*notices a tree growing with crispy bacon growing*

adrian: ohh a bacon tree

adrian: oh, you were killing samu? yknow i’ve killed samu a lot of times in the past you could’ve did it with me

adrian: what did you do? heh, that reminds me of when i made jake into a cyborg 40 minutes ago. so much blood.

adrian: eating grass

adrian: hm.

*looks at grass.*

adrian: alright grass, i’m just gonna do this. “om nom nom nom nom nom”, and if you get eaten, its your fault!

*om nom nom nom nom nom BONK*

adrian: AH- GOD!! MY HEAD!! OUCH!! ah to hell with it

*eats grass*