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hush, here comes a whizzbang
now you soldiers get down those stairs
down in your dugout and say your prayers
hush, here comes a whizzbang
and it's making straight for you
and you'll see all the wonders of no-man's land
if a whizzbang hits you

2 million German soldiers died in WW1.
my fallen brethren.
πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ Jakob Maidment πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
1895 July 16th - 1916, Battle of the Somme

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

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i’m mister imposter
im mister sus
im mister vent crosser
im mister amongus
friends call me sus miser
whatever i touch
starts to die in my clutch

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Probably The Greatest Milit...

πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Probably The Greatest Milit...

STOP!! RELEASE ME!!!! I HAVE TO ADD THIS TO MY CRIIIIiiIiIiIiIiNGE COMPILATION!!

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

πŸ‘ΎπŸŸͺ SUNPER πŸŸͺπŸ‘Ύ

STOP!! RELEASE ME!!!! I HAVE TO ADD THIS TO MY CRIIIIiiIiIiIiIiNGE COMPILATION!!

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

πŸ‘ΎπŸŸͺ SUNPER πŸŸͺπŸ‘Ύ

sorry can’t hear you too busy mewing‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

(wanna see if we can continue this tomorrow?)

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

adrian: i think that was a man

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

soldier: oh shit i literally hit the vessel

adrian: TO THE GALLOWS!! TO THE GALLOWS!!!! YOU KILLED THE PATATO AND HIT THE VESSEL!! also property destruction

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

*sees a galactian soldier inside.*

soldier: i think i hit something

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

adrian: oh.

*sees a galactian fighter jet coming right towards him, but he’s a slime that doesn’t have really good eyes*

adrian: whats that a woodpecker-

*gets hit by the fighter jet which parks right under him*

adrian: WHOS IN THAT JET

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

adrian: shit i thought you liked the patato

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

adrian: okay uhhhh what do we do

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

adrian: what the fuck is going on am i high or something

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

adrian: awww man.

*drinks radioactive waste*

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

adrian: AH! wait did you get me coffee too?

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  oakleyzonk πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Weird Human

adrian: wha- but this is earth!? wait, is this not earth?

*takes out a galactian analyzer*

adrian: oh this is an exoplanet about 600,000 light years away from earth. how did we get here?

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