fish atomic bomb

adrian: “are your synthetic vocal cords i gave you broken or something-“

adrian: “so.. have a girlfriend yet?”

adrian: “yeah i’m just gonna assume your now like an insane cannibal or something now and back away dramatically like i’m in a movie”

*backs away dramatically*

adrian: “i see the robotic enhancements are gone. except the organs”

why r u so stressed

i know a lot of things that can reduce stress

why’d you even eat and drink that together

tea is still good for you even if you don’t like it

i drink like 1 cup a day tbh

if ur bored play video games to get ur mind off of things

drink some peppermint tea

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

thats a minor

thats why ive just started to call you “they” now

oh nice

btw i just started to notice i can draw humanoid figures really quickly

clean ur room

i only do that to mock a bully when they hurt me

whenever me and a bully get in an argument i know they feel just as bad as me

so i never feel bad whenever in an argument with a bully, because they feel bad and i don’t

AGAHAGAHAGAAHHAAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAG

*eyes pop out of skull and jaw dislocates, dropping to the floor and tongue rolls out like a fruit rollup*

WHAT

sure

yay

*the flower suddenly turns into vines and forms into a new arm*

HEY I GOT MY ARM BACK THANK YOU BUBBERFLY

*butterfly flies over and starts to eat the flower*

HEY GET OFF OF MY FLOWER YOU FUCKIN LIL BUBBERFLY