skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dop dop mew mew

*they disappear into a dark room with a flashlight*

*another me materializes in front of them*

other other adrian: “salutations!”

*another me comes from the other corner*

other adrian: “heya”

*emerges from the corner wall*

adrian: “how are you today?”

adrian: “would, as in-“

*disappears in the middle of sentence*

adrian: “would”

adrian: “yay a voodoo doll i can use to fucking torture my girlfriend”

*comes out of the water*

adrian: “YOU LITTLE-“

*starts to choke him*

adrian: “uh-“

*takes out the old self destruct button and presses it*

*takes out a metal baseball bat*

adrian: “BATTER UP”

*one-shots him with baseball bat*

adrian: “your eating metal right now. that is definitely not good for you. yep, i’m adding that to my cringe compilation.”

*snaps a photo*

adrian: “oh. well its good that was a synthetic arm. hey, atleast your not pissing and shitting on the ground like a wild animal.”

fish atomic bomb

adrian: “are your synthetic vocal cords i gave you broken or something-“

adrian: “so.. have a girlfriend yet?”

adrian: “yeah i’m just gonna assume your now like an insane cannibal or something now and back away dramatically like i’m in a movie”

*backs away dramatically*

adrian: “i see the robotic enhancements are gone. except the organs”

why r u so stressed

i know a lot of things that can reduce stress

why’d you even eat and drink that together