one more plate of brisket, please

🥩

bro felt a little grinchy on christmas morning

damn dude i’ll miss you

ok

FNAF REFERENCE!?

HELP PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY HUNTING ME DOWN THE PEOPLE ARE CHASING ME HELP

*rematerializes*

adrian: “heya”

adrian: “i’m covered in scales and my organs are poisonous tho-“

*another me emerges from cave*

another adrian: “heya”

*appears from a lake*

adrian: “do you believe in aliens?”

skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dop dop mew mew

*they disappear into a dark room with a flashlight*

*another me materializes in front of them*

other other adrian: “salutations!”

*another me comes from the other corner*

other adrian: “heya”

*emerges from the corner wall*

adrian: “how are you today?”

adrian: “would, as in-“

*disappears in the middle of sentence*

adrian: “would”

adrian: “yay a voodoo doll i can use to fucking torture my girlfriend”

*comes out of the water*

adrian: “YOU LITTLE-“

*starts to choke him*

adrian: “uh-“

*takes out the old self destruct button and presses it*