adrian: YOKES 🍳 ON YOU BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE A WIFE

adrian: JOKES ON YOU IM A TYPE OF LIZARD SO I REGENERATE

*he gets a paintbrush and uses the blood to paint a portrait of himself*

adrian: I SHALL NOW MAKE ART WITH THE BLOOD OF MY VICTIMS

*adrian rips out Jakes intestines and starts to spray blood across a canvas with it*

adrian: oh wait, tuffys at home

adrian maidment: can i have a slice

adrian: NONONOO!! THIS PIE IS FOR ME AND TUFFY!

adrian maidment: he’s reverted back to his old ways

adrian: TUFFY I MADE YOU A F#CKING PUMPKIN PIE!!

adrian maidment: one sec lemme give you an eye back

*he takes out a healthy human eyeball and shoves it into Jakes empty eye socket*

*adrian maidment comes in*

adrian maidment: oh uh

adrian: nam nam nam nam

adrian maidment: i forgot, adrian has probably become more insane then you now jake

adrian: your pancreas is next

*rips out his pancreas and starts eating it*

adrian: your pain is hilarious

*slurps his eyeball up like spaghetti*

adrian: idk

spoon

*scoops out Jakes other eye like ice cream and eats it*

why has no one ever though of like, dried crispy pepperoni slices

yeah, i’m actually really good at visualizing gore

(which also means i am mentally traumatized for life after going on shock websites)

the eyes would be completely bloodshot dude, if its blunt force trauma their eyes would have eight ball fractures, plus add a bit more pours jg blood, and if the flesh was completely ripped off you would see some visible veins and tearing

🅱️: its been 3 hours i think i’m late now

🅱️: ayyayayyaaayyy

🅱️: i thunk am lete :(

🦶

with popcorn because we’re going to watch a movie together!! 🅱️😝😱😀😫🗡️

i am in your house