oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

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hush, here comes a whizzbang
now you soldiers get down those stairs
down in your dugout and say your prayers
hush, here comes a whizzbang
and it's making straight for you
and you'll see all the wonders of no-man's land
if a whizzbang hits you

2 million German soldiers died in WW1.
my fallen brethren.
🇩🇪 Jakob Maidment 🇩🇪
1895 July 16th - 1916, Battle of the Somme

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: OPEN THE CHAMBER

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: follow me

*walks over to the door as the screams get louder and he picks up a demon core*

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: *finishes* wanna go check on the vault with me

*points to ominous heavy metal chained up door with screams coming from behind it*

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: yay

*sits down and starts to eat it like an apple*

adrian: i am going to check on the vault after this

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

*regrows them like a lizard and wags finger in her face*

adrian: nuh uh

*charges up all the energy in the universe and uses all his might to punch her in the chest*

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: HEY YOU CANT SLAP SOMEONE WITHOUT ASKING THATS MEAN

*pokes her in both eyes extremely hard*

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

*legs stretch and crackle unnaturally and gets up to her height*

adrian: gimme

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

*the tree breaks and he eats it*

adrian: GIMME THE SKULL

*runs over to her and rips the skull from her hands and eats it violently*

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: *unhinges jaw and opens mouth revealing a long tongue and tries to grab the skull from her hand*

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

Weird Human

adrian: *cronch crunch cranch cronch* hey is that skull edible

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

🌞Mr sunshine

if you think this is spooky try looking at some of the art in my sketchbooks

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

-[𝚋𝚞𝚐-𝚛𝚘𝚗]- 🐛 quitted

*friend comes over for tea*

friend: hey adrian whats that sound coming from that ominously chained heavy metal door

adrian: a dog

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

-[𝚋𝚞𝚐-𝚛𝚘𝚗]- 🐛 quitted

i can drive the helicopter (i am not licensed) :]

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

“I know where we can host !”

can i be the guy that drives them there in my magical bus

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  oakleyzonk 🇩🇪

micheal

🅱️: when will da next challenge be

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