lock them in the basement with the demoncores

adrian: yes

*opens test tube to reveal a box wrapped in foil labeled “FRAGILE” and takes it out*

adrian: *walks over to a test tube* tuffy could be infected if i let her near pumpkin, so make sure that door isn’t opened unless we need to put another demon core in, wouldn’t want my new wife becoming a new creature to put in the basement

pumpkin: Łᗴт 𝕄Ẹ 𝕆𝓤ţ

adrian: i’m not sorry pumpkin, but i have to add another demon core to your inclosure

*throws demon core into the vault*

pumpkin: Ņ̸͚͇̮̍́̈́̽̒͗̅͐͆̈O̴̞̤͕͇̥̫͔̯͌ͅͅO̵͇̽́͑̿̐̈Ö̵͍͙̗̣͙̲́̊̍̃̊̂̾͘O̷̬͚̩̺̣̞̊̎͑̔̄Ọ̷̝̳̓̅͒͋̇͆͊̀̈́Ò̶̢̩͑̅̋̐̎̆̊͛O̸̡̳͕̿͆̋̊̈À̵͖͉̃̋̾͛̋̕͘͘͠H̵̠̥̦͍͓̞̯̫̥̭̀̇̀͝Ȧ̴̮̥͉́̅͊̉̕͝͠ͅỈ̷͓͕̗̍̀́́̇̏͂͑͝S̷͎͓̝͙̼̗͙͎̀͜H̶̼͉̳̙̞̞̠̒́̂͒̌͊̃͜͝͝R̴̨̜̰̜̼͍͉̖͐̚J̶̡̧̼͈͓̹͚̯̑̎̂̄̒F̸̢̛̥͎̱̼̟̈́͑͒͌̃̾̎͘͘N̶̢̯͔͈̱̻͈̠̥̥͊̍͌̚̚V̵̤͐̍J̶̧͔̖̰̭͎͈͙͈̥͋̓͂̐̽̑͒̾͒C̴̛̜̀̂̅Ņ̸̛̲͓̘͔͖̯̹̂̓̾̏͛͝͝ͅͅḒ̷̡̞̯̥̳̪̝́̎̍̔͠͝Ṉ̴̡̰̼̰̙͎͙͋̀̈́́͜F̶̛̳́̓̇̆̿̊͗͛͝Ĵ̸̨͇̮̘̭̇͋͒̓Ṿ̸̢͉̊̐̄̍̒͆̈́M̴̛̗̤̈̓̿͗̑͋͂̈́̚C̵̢͚̜̮͙͊̄ͅN̸̨͊̀̔͑̐̈́Ć̸̨̗̦̫̻̰̫͔̈̓H̶̤́̐͛̈́̒͝F̸̝͇͌̈͗͌͛̂̒͝͝-

*a blue light consumes her and he slowly shuts the door and locks it up again*

adrian: you did great!

*it reveals a disgusting pumpkin-like skeleton monster*

adrian: this is my ex wife, Pumpkin. we were married 3 years ago until she got corrupted so i had to put her in the V̵̢̦̜͍͚̗̐̂̒A̵̮̔̐̇̂̂̒̅͛͝U̵̙͗̊̀͑̋̏͠L̴̩̯̤̲̜̲̫̗̫͚̀́̒͝͝Ṱ̸̝̦̥̭̰̌͌ ̴̩͕̺̪̻̻̖͚̲̲̒͊͂́̽̒̓̆

pumpkin: h̴̢̛͕̟̉͛̽̈́̿e̶̛̛̩̾̋͌̎̓̕͝l̸̞̺̈́̈́͊̀̓p̷̹̖͇̾̏̌͋̀á̶̛̱̣̟̦̄̑̀ͅġ̴̢̭̖̜̪͇̯̬̮̽̓à̶̙̘̱̹̘̣̑̋͌̾͘ḣ̵̲̖̣̬̻̺̲͇̒̉͜r̷̹̯̯̪̱̟̍̐͂̽̔͛̀̌͛͠ģ̵̡̡͔̺̱̗͎̝́͒̿̿͒̀̏͂͠f̴̡͔̖̩͔̟͌̌̌̏̑͜h̶̡̭̄͂̿̔ȃ̷̭͇̘̦̭͎͊h̷̢̢͖̹̩̺̣͙̀͐̆e̷̳̤͑̉͑̒̀͆̿l̸̩̯͛̍̚p̵̛̛͈̘̿̈̊͋̓͊̚a̶̭̩̭̹̒̇͑̐̏̀́̐̚h̶͇̱̝̼̖̲̟͚̘̝͝r̸͍̱̼͔̓̅̕k̴̛̛̙͚̫͕͙̠͋́͐̋f̵̧̞̔̎̈́͗͊͗̑̓̃͘

adrian: OPEN THE CHAMBER

adrian: follow me

*walks over to the door as the screams get louder and he picks up a demon core*

adrian: *finishes* wanna go check on the vault with me

*points to ominous heavy metal chained up door with screams coming from behind it*

adrian: yay

*sits down and starts to eat it like an apple*

adrian: i am going to check on the vault after this

*regrows them like a lizard and wags finger in her face*

adrian: nuh uh

*charges up all the energy in the universe and uses all his might to punch her in the chest*

adrian: HEY YOU CANT SLAP SOMEONE WITHOUT ASKING THATS MEAN

*pokes her in both eyes extremely hard*

*legs stretch and crackle unnaturally and gets up to her height*

adrian: gimme

*the tree breaks and he eats it*

adrian: GIMME THE SKULL

*runs over to her and rips the skull from her hands and eats it violently*

adrian: *unhinges jaw and opens mouth revealing a long tongue and tries to grab the skull from her hand*

adrian: *cronch crunch cranch cronch* hey is that skull edible

*eats glass*

*demolishes a wall made of pure gold*

if you think this is spooky try looking at some of the art in my sketchbooks

*friend comes over for tea*

friend: hey adrian whats that sound coming from that ominously chained heavy metal door

adrian: a dog

i can drive the helicopter (i am not licensed) :]