can someone explain

*foghorn sound effect*

i don’t get it

adrian: *eating all the leftover pizza in the background like a wild animal*

*drinks*

can i put a saddle on it and ride it though the jungle like a majestic cowboy

yeah he’s been an alien thingy ever since i met this guy named Mike at my school and learned about his OC named Talons a giant worm guy

adrian: YAY does that mean i’m a host too

adrian: *crawls out of a vent* can i have some pizza too

am i allowed to eat the drywall

🄷🄴 🄷🄴🄰🅁🅂 🄷🄴🅁. 🄷🄴 🄲🄰🄽 🄷🄴🄰🅁 🄷🄴🅁 🅂🄲🅁🄴🄰🄼🅂 🄾🄵 🄿🄰🄸🄽 🄰🄽🄳 🄷🄴🅁 🅈🄴🄻🄻🅂 🄾🄵 🄿🄰🄸🄽. 🄷🄴 🄲🄷🄾🄾🅂🄴🅂 🅃🄾 🄸🄶🄽🄾🅁🄴.

dramatic gasp

who is Bos

39474 i am your hemorrhoids

you will feel complete after i pour 8 pounds of cement into your body because youll be DEAD like you’re supposed to be, but i would have to empty your stomach first

did you know that the human body can fit atleast 8 pounds of cement inside of them? thats going to be you soon

adrian: MEEEeeEeEe 😭😭😭😭 HELP HE MADE ME AN ALIEN AND NOW IM 8 FEET TALL HELP

mirror mirror on the wa-

“shut the fuck up youve asked this question 3847 times”

*slowly licks the window of the helicopter to clean it*

because

also i made this helicopter with my bare hands