oh its been fi- *gets hit by a car* OH MY GOD IM IN SO MUCH PAIN OH GOD ITS UNBEARABLE *gets hit by cannon fire* AAAAAAAAAAGHHHH OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME IM IN SO MUCH PAIN PLE- *gets hit by a semi-truck* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SOMEONE PLEASE HELP PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD *dies*

you have a stain on your shirt there

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAaAAaaA

WGAT THE FUCK IS THE HORNY MIKITARY

SPECIAL DELIVERY COMING TO YOU TODAY

NGGGHRRRRAAAAAHH!!

*your house explodes killing everyone inside and destroying all of your prized possessions*

I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious. Special delivery today.

NGGGGHRRR!!

*KABOOM*

NRAAAAAGHHH!!

*BOOOSH*

*GLASS SHATTERING*

*BABY CRYING*

UWAAAAHH!! UWAAAH!! UWAAAAAAAH!!

*GENERAL COMMOTION*

*POLICE SIRENS*

IM GETTING FREAKY 😝😝😝😝😫😫😫

*slurping noises*

*slurping with lip smacking*

*slurping noise with lip smacking*

*eats him/her*

*slurping noises*

*i have a rocket launcher*

*it has cockroaches in it*

*hands him an icecream*

here

*slowly approaches him while still dancing like a madman*

*dances in the background like a madman*

me after 500 grams of fentanyl

i love my mommys milk /gen

name him lettuceman