adrian: what. thats just how my body works, its been like that for a couple months now. i change my form now and then. do you have any poison perchance?

adrian: okay

*head splits open and he eats it using his head, going back to normal*

*grabs a jar of Nutella*

adrian: yep

*starts to drink the Nutella like a maniac*

adrian: samu needs to train this thing. ima get a snack

*starts to peacefully walk to the kitchen with no disturbances at all*

adrian: YOOOUCH FUCK FUCK WHAT THE HELL

*takes Lil Samu off of his finger and onto a nearby table*

sure

can i have a picture?

my characters lore:
hes a menace that wants to kill everyone and everything, he is literally godlike and unstoppable
and only loves or likes a few amount of people
and he loves to torture people yay
the few people he likes are people like:
jake, tuffy, samu, sam, deron and some contestants of a object show he befriended as their plane driver

why have i forgotten who gabriel is

still waiting for Elon Musk Smoking Weed

👍

goober doober

silly hehe

man i’ll miss u

the fuck is wrong with being gay????

the reason i didn’t originally speak english is because i’m pure German born in britain

my parents moved to britain before my mum had me

ah yes, my favorite language

Finland

german is easier if you grew up talking fluent english

i didn’t grow up speaking fluent english tho

did you know i have dementia

did you know i have dementia