adrian: you just drank 3 large spoonfuls of paint. now you’re probably going to die from lead poisoning.

adrian: heheheehhehe.. hehehehe.. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH.. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!

adrian: drink it or i’ll force it down your throat now.

adrian: good, yes. *takes a glass of water, mixes in some brown acrylic paint, and puts ice in it* here jake i made you a drink

*passes it to him*

adrian: cockadoodle coola or whatever your stupid people call it

adrian: hm, okay. got any paint? specifically with lead.

adrian: what. thats just how my body works, its been like that for a couple months now. i change my form now and then. do you have any poison perchance?

adrian: okay

*head splits open and he eats it using his head, going back to normal*

*grabs a jar of Nutella*

adrian: yep

*starts to drink the Nutella like a maniac*

adrian: samu needs to train this thing. ima get a snack

*starts to peacefully walk to the kitchen with no disturbances at all*

adrian: YOOOUCH FUCK FUCK WHAT THE HELL

*takes Lil Samu off of his finger and onto a nearby table*

sure

can i have a picture?

my characters lore:
hes a menace that wants to kill everyone and everything, he is literally godlike and unstoppable
and only loves or likes a few amount of people
and he loves to torture people yay
the few people he likes are people like:
jake, tuffy, samu, sam, deron and some contestants of a object show he befriended as their plane driver

why have i forgotten who gabriel is

still waiting for Elon Musk Smoking Weed

👍

goober doober

silly hehe

man i’ll miss u

the fuck is wrong with being gay????