adrian: i’d never make you cry, sam. also, have you seen my little brother George anywhere?

adrian: because i.. uh.. because it creeps normal people out whenever i eat things that aren’t supposed to be eaten.

adrian: i always thought your earrings looked tasty too.

adrian: me and tuffy have been doing stuff we normally do back on my planet. destroying cities, murdering people, yknow, the usual.

adrian: i think she’s trying to get samu out. i dunno where Menny is, but samus been in there for months man. its worrying us kinda.

adrian: shes in that gray room in the garden. yknow, the grey room that samu is just constantly standing in. pretty sure that things fallin’ apart now..

adrian: wow. okay. thats.. okay. i didn’t expect that. hmmm.. drink this.

*gives him a glass of radioactive waste*

adrian: but have you drank 3 large spoonfuls of paint before? that’s technically 1 litre of paint, yknow.

adrian: you just drank 3 large spoonfuls of paint. now you’re probably going to die from lead poisoning.

adrian: heheheehhehe.. hehehehe.. HAHAHAHAAHAHAH.. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!

adrian: drink it or i’ll force it down your throat now.

adrian: good, yes. *takes a glass of water, mixes in some brown acrylic paint, and puts ice in it* here jake i made you a drink

*passes it to him*

adrian: cockadoodle coola or whatever your stupid people call it

adrian: hm, okay. got any paint? specifically with lead.

adrian: what. thats just how my body works, its been like that for a couple months now. i change my form now and then. do you have any poison perchance?

adrian: okay

*head splits open and he eats it using his head, going back to normal*

*grabs a jar of Nutella*

adrian: yep

*starts to drink the Nutella like a maniac*

adrian: samu needs to train this thing. ima get a snack

*starts to peacefully walk to the kitchen with no disturbances at all*

adrian: YOOOUCH FUCK FUCK WHAT THE HELL

*takes Lil Samu off of his finger and onto a nearby table*

sure

can i have a picture?